Dreams of the stranger kind

Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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Ah, now that I can understand. Bagpuss is a feisty one.

I am beginning to hope for dreams now. Top stuff. May this thread live forever!

Irony dictates that noone ever posts here again :]
 
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supervike

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Ironic?

I have been having strangely EPIC dreams of late.

Like a huge motion picture with plot twists, characters, great scenery. Very bizarre but very enjoyable. I don\'t want to wake up from them....when I finally do, I can recall them in great detail (at least for a little while)

Anyhow, if I could some how bottle it (the epic dreamstate) and sell it I would be a cazillionaire!
 
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Torn blue sky

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I swear this thread has magical (or mind bending) properties!
I didn\'t want to wake up either, I was In a blisfully drunken enviroment with nice people and a smattering of moderate violence...*sigh*
 
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Dedwrekka

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Originally posted by reverend
I dreamt last night I was fighting King Kong with a pair of shears. He was after my bike. I remember impaling him on the shears, but he wouldn\'t die. In the end another King Kong came along (with long blond hair) and they disappeared due to my dad unloading the movie from the video recorder. I then explained that we\'d missed the ending, but I woke up straight after. How queer!

Never eat a curry 2 hours before bed :D
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Psychological answer: Childhood issues

Freudian answer: Father issues

Discordian answer: Consult your pineal gland, eat a hot dog with no bun, and do none of the previously mentioned items.

Dietary answer: Lighten your intake of spicey foods and curry before bed.

Diet answer: Stop eating.

Scientology answer: Lord Zenu did it.
 
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Torn blue sky

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Indeed Vikey, I\'m an inspired genius!
Aye. That Zenu\'s a feisty one :]
Women give birth to a child the size of a melon and no words, no yelps ,not a peep out of them or its hell for you! Now If only my religion would really take off...
 
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Sir Spamalot

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I once dreamt of a whole world of spam... undulating hills, beautiful pink seas of the stuff, rippling serenely. The seagulls were having a good time
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Swordwind

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I drempt I was wandering the streets of Stoke, slaughtering the chavs with an AK-47. When I ran out of ammo a helicopter appeared and dropped a grenade launcher next to me. Hilarity and violence ensured lol
 
Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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Originally posted by Dedwrekka
Originally posted by reverend
I dreamt last night I was fighting King Kong with a pair of shears. He was after my bike. I remember impaling him on the shears, but he wouldn\'t die. In the end another King Kong came along (with long blond hair) and they disappeared due to my dad unloading the movie from the video recorder. I then explained that we\'d missed the ending, but I woke up straight after. How queer!

Never eat a curry 2 hours before bed :D
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Psychological answer: Childhood issues

Freudian answer: Father issues

Discordian answer: Consult your pineal gland, eat a hot dog with no bun, and do none of the previously mentioned items.

Dietary answer: Lighten your intake of spicey foods and curry before bed.

Diet answer: Stop eating.

Scientology answer: Lord Zenu did it.
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I feel I have been laid bare lol
 
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Dammekkos2

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Last night\'s dream-

Me and my younger sis\' were in a shop buying those penny sweets you buy when you\'re a kid, I found a frog in my bag of sweets (a little colourful frog, like those amazon / poison arrow frogs), for some reason I decided it would be good food for my dog so I put it in a bowl of water. On my way home I noticed it had broken in half, I was about to throw it away when I thought \"Hang on, some amphibians can regenerate limbs, perhaps it\'s not too late for this frog!\". Sure enough, the frog was still alive.


I don\'t know why I was concerned about it being alive if it was destined to be dog food. I also don\'t know why I would feed my dog any type of live creature, let alone an absurdly poisonous frog.

Analysis?
 
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Godlikebuthumble

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I seriously don\'t know what I\'d been dreaming that night... I woke up beside my girlfriend, exchanged a few words and she said: \"Yours is smaller than mine\" (just like that, because it rhymes in German)... then I replied (still half asleep and referring to my dream, I guess... and I quote):
\"Well, mine was halfway into Natalie Portman...\"
???
What bothers me is that I really don\'t remember that dream :D
 
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Torn blue sky

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Ok, the previous posts were odd. That was just fu**ed up!
I reffer now to a previous post and one of my fave answers of present.
\"Lord Zenu did it\". lol
 
Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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Taste the power of my dreams...

I saw King Kong last night and I had no adverse reaction to watching it (other than the interminable length of the skit). No willies either, though there may have been an undertone in the first one. Freaky.
 
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Torn blue sky

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Rev...this Kong obssession\'s getting wierd man. Read something mundane before bed excluding monkeys.
...And lay off the cheese on toast, I know how much the welsh prize their national dish, but be strong! :p
 
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Dammekkos2

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Last night harked back to my youth too.

We met up at school for a sports day, the main difference this time though was that I decided to attend the event extremely drunk. All went well until I was compelled to take a wizz, at which point the teacher must have suspected something. I decided to flee, the teacher gave chase but I out-paced him easily. I met up with my ex-girlfriend and she claimed that my nose had changed, insisting that my new nose was a lot more \"spikey\".

I have a couple of theories on this one, but they\'re tenuous at best
 
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