Ebay offer you cannot turn your back on!

[Infidel Castro]

Look, a bargain by anyone\'s standards:

Turn yourself invisible; seduce women; talk to the animals.

Utter genius!

 

[Dragonsreach]

Makes me wonder what you were looking for on ebay in the first place. lol

Brilliant sale link thanks. Wonder how much the sellers gonna make.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Fortunately, a mate posted it in our Fantasy Football forum, so I need not justify myself

How he found it is another matter, but it\'s likely it came from the Urban 75 (link) forums.

I\'ve got an invisible cloak already, but talking to animals has got me thinking.

 

[Amazon warrior]

Wow! I want to teach my dog how to walk and dance on stilts and keep a squirrel in my pocket!

Love how it keeps reiterating it\'s for MORAL use only! lollollol

 

[Infidel Castro]

Aye, for moral use by \"18+ only\" types lol

 

[Avelorn]

Hm.. I want to control animals and become invisible. Hm he\'s gotten great feedback... Got to buy! wohoooo!!

 

[tomusannonymous]

kool, but don\'t try to turn invisible without reading the book! it\'ll only end in tears.. trust me...lol

 

[Modderrhu]

How does one read an invisible book? ??? Hmmm, I seem to have $25 lying around...

 

[Undave]

What\'s with the woman with the tarantula in her pants? Is that from book two or book three ???

 

[Naukhel]

The secret of invisibility will only work for you if you have good moral intentions.

Note that the CIA and other intelligence agencies use this amazing secret....
And how could we possibly doubt the moral fibre of a government agency?

 

[Amazon warrior]

Originally posted by Undave
What\'s with the woman with the tarantula in her pants? Is that from book two or book three ???

That\'s probably a lil from column A and a lil from column B...

 

[Swordwind]

 

[Roger Bunting]

Bah, I\'m already invisible. You can\'t see me can you?

 

[Undave]

[No message]

 

[Undave]

My last post was invisible. I think I\'m getting the hang of this. Who needs books?

 

[DaN]

Woof

 

[ipaintminis]

he told me to check his feed back....so I did


They all laughed when they said I couldn\'t become invisible! Now I\'ll show \'em!
Reply by billwwilliams (Sep-06-07 07:48):
Moral purposes only. Please enjoy the invisibility secret with restraint. Thanks

and GASP, a negative

This product will not make you invisible. Reply by billwwilliams (Aug-23-07 16:38):
I tried to work with this customer to no avail. Please see below: This DOES work

 

[aosol]

I\'m invisible when you close your eyes and we\'re all black when the lights go out.

I bought all these books and my cat managed to get ahold on them. Now I have invisible kitten who constantly trying to seduce me. O the joys of pet ownership!

 

[wiccanpony]

Well, if that’s not a tarantula in her panties then she needs to run not walk to the nearest waxer!
or
maybe it’s a new form of birth control ......the guy gets to frisky and the spider bits.

also not for me, I’ve worked to damn hard “not” to be invisible, talking to animals I already do that.

Morals ......what are morals she asks with a sly grin.:twisted:

 

[War Griffon]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Well, if that’s not a tarantula in her panties then she needs to run not walk to the nearest waxer!
or
maybe it’s a new form of birth control ......the guy gets to frisky and the spider bits.

also not for me, I’ve worked to damn hard “not” to be invisible, talking to animals I already do that.

Morals ......what are morals she asks with a sly grin.:twisted:

Adds a whole new meaning to the term spiders legs lollollollollol