End and Beginning! OR Jesterz moves to Britain!

JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
YES! It's true, the prophecy is to be fulfilled!

I am putting in my passport application tomorrow, and am negotiating the details on a 2 year Web Developer contract that will see me relocated over the pond!

Now we just have to iron out how long I'll be there...somewhere between 3 months and 2 years!

YAY!!
 
PegaZus

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
So.... we trade Jesterz.... for Roger.... I see.

Guess we'll throw in a couple grand and call it even then, right?

JK! Sounds like a fun adventure.
 
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dogfacedboy uk1

New member
supervike said:
Wow! What a fantastic opportunity you have. Hopefully, you can figure out that language of theirs....lol
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Proper English son, proper English. None of this missing out all of the u's from your spelling malarky now Jester - we do not tolerate it sir!! We do not tolerate it!

dfb
 
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dogfacedboy uk1

New member
finn17 said:
And 'al-you-min-ium' ;)
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Oh that one makes me shudder with rage when I hear it lol!!! When you come over you can get a proper cuppa down your gullet with your fry up. NONE of that streaky bacon rubbish either!!! Back bacon is where it's at. Anyone serves me streaky bacon over here I take it back to the kitchen and repeatedly slap the chef around the face with it until he serves me two slices of back bacon. We get proper TV here to - no adverts every five minutes or cutting to the break with literally one minute of the show left when it comes back.....

dfb
 
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dogfacedboy uk1

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cassar said:
SURREY!!! LOL Bonjour mon ami hope your french is good.
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You mean we have lots of French people living in Surrey!!! Get the pitchforks, if we are quick we can drive them back to the Channel. Unless of course they are former Rackham sculptors or painters in which case we buy them beers and fry ups...

dfb
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
*generic witticism pertaining to Jesterz move*
*everyone laughs and tea is served*

DFB is right though, you get real bacon over here. Alas, none of the junk I miss though...
 
cassar

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
yep that sounds good to me...depends what you have to do for it though...gimp suits and giant red rubber gobstoppers involved at all?? lol

on a serious note Surrey is a bit posh and with posh comes expense
 
RuneBrush

RuneBrush

New member
JesterzUSMC said:
So is it expensive or deadly, it can't be both.
They offered me 4,550 GBP per month, is that good?
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In all seriousness sounds like you've bagged a good one ;)

Get wherever you're working for to look into places to rent if they're not already.

And we can always provide translations and spelling. For example, it's "Colour" not "Color", unless you're coding in which cause the U is silent...
 
cassar

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
fanny isnt arse its fanny
pants are underwear not trousers
beer is meant to be slightly warm
preserve is jam
jelly is jelly not preserve
oh and we drive on the correct side of the road over here ;)

finally repeat the following ANSWERS ONLY in quick succession:
1. what grows on top of your head?.....................................HAIR
2. what do we breath?.......................................................AIR
3. where does a dragon live?...............................................LAIR
4. what is the opposite of here?..........................................THERE
 
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