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RuneBrush

New member
fanny isnt arse its fanny
pants are underwear not trousers
beer is meant to be slightly warm
preserve is jam
jelly is jelly not preserve
oh and we drive on the correct side of the road over here ;)

cookies are biscuits generally with chocolate chips in
trash can is something on the computer, we put rubbish in wheelie bins :D
 

dogfacedboy uk1

New member
Yeah Surrey is a bit posh, if you like horses and a bit of gamble its home to one of the biggest events. I'm sure you'll love it. I would be wetting myself with joy if I earnt the money you will be getting, us country boys down here in the south west are lucky to get a 1/4 of that for your average joe wage. So you'll have plenty to blow at the Derby on the horses and you can use that American charm to tell the ladies they have nice fannies..................


dfb
 

Einion

New member
So is it expensive or deadly, it can't be both.
You've never met a girl from Surrey... ba-dum cha Thank you thank you here all week be sure to tip your waitress.

Some more words to get you acclimated. Car-related terms first, since these might be more important on a daily basis:
petrol - gas
bonnet - hood
boot - trunk
number plate - licence plate
indicator - turn signal
tarmac - asphalt
diversion - detour
dual carriageway - four-lane
slip road - ramp
wheelclamped - booted

Food-related:
biscuit - cookie
scone - biscuit
chips - fries, although often fatter (what you might call steak fries?)
crisps - chips
aubergine - eggplant
courgette - zucchini
green/yellow/red pepper - bell pepper
rocket - arugula
broad bean - fava bean
butter bean - lima bean
spring onion - scallion
swede or swede turnip - rutabaga
stewing steak - braising beef
bun or fairy cake - cupcake, although that terms is starting to be used over here
fillet steak - tenderloin or filet mignon*
mince - hamburger or ground meat
icing - frosting
icing sugar - powdered sugar
cornflour - cornstarch
plain flour - AP flour
self-raising flour - cake flour?
wholemeal - whole-wheat
porridge - cooked oatmeal (served salty in some parts, but may still be eaten with honey!)
plain chocolate - dark chocolate**
Yorkshire pudding - similar to a popover
candy floss - cotton candy
pastry case - pie shell
rasher - slice of bacon
dessert - sweet course
pudding or pud - sweet course (but also used for some savoury things like white and black pudding)
black pudding - a type of blood sausage
greaseproof paper - wax paper

*You may find steak over here disappointing as the general quality in the US is higher than some high-quality steak over hear because of our different standards for marbling; there's essentially no equivalent over here for USDA Prime. However, most of our cattle is fed on grass which should give better flavour than corn-fed beef.

**You'll generally find the quality of chocolate this side of the pond to be much higher than in the US, particularly if you buy stuff made on the Continent. And high-quality chocolate has become more affordable over here in recent years so you don't have to pay a premium price for decent stuff.

Lots more good stuff on this page.

Einion

P.S. Further to cassar's point about fanny, be careful how you use the word bum in the UK - it can be vulgar or innocent depending on context!
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
The Office is in Surrey.
Next county up from Kent where you'll find Euro-Militaire on September 22-23rd.
Plenty on which to spend all that ill gotten gains.

**You'll generally find the quality of chocolate this side of the pond to be much higher than in the US, particularly if you buy stuff made on the Continent. And high-quality chocolate has become more affordable over here in recent years so you don't have to pay a premium price for decent stuff.
Yes Non of that Hershey's Sh*te.
Only had it once, tasted like exactly like how a backed up Sewer smells.
Foul stuff.

Go for Green & Blacks.....As once described to me by a female colleague "Wow, an orgasm in my mouth!", then realised what she'd said.
 
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Spoontoes

New member
Welcome to jolly old blighty!, if that rate of pay is your take home (after tax) then you'll do nicely I should think (though I've no idea what living expenses are like in Surrey.....) and I can't resist it any longer......

"Wow, an orgasm in my mouth!"

As opposed to her good old English fanny!

If that's a bit beyond the mark let me know and I'll delete it - made me laugh (in my head) though.

Oh and our 'Salt Beef' is what you call 'Corned Beef', I don't know what you might call our Corned Beef..? and make sure you try Marmite (sparingly at first, and by spraingly I mean spread about as thinly as you would if you were layering a mini), I'm a seasoned Marmite professional and can ladle in on in lumps myself.
 
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Roger Bunting

New member
Yes Non of that Hershey's Sh*te.
Only had it once, tasted like exactly like how a backed up Sewer smells.
Foul stuff.

Go for Green & Blacks.....As once described to me by a female colleague "Wow, an orgasm in my mouth!", then realised what she'd said.

Right with you on Hershey's. I told Liz that it leaves a sickly after-taste. It's only then that she realised it does.

Oh, and I'm off back to the USA on monday for 3 months.
 

dogfacedboy uk1

New member
Yeah American sweets like skittles and m&m's are great but their chocolate bars leave alot to be desired, Hersheys is particularly shit. Cadburys is the best. The good old recipe before they were taken over by Kraft (spits).

On a brighter note can we put your name down for Games Day 2012?

dfb
 

Torn blue sky

New member
finally repeat the following ANSWERS ONLY in quick succession:
1. what grows on top of your head?.....................................HAIR
2. what do we breath?.......................................................AIR
3. where does a dragon live?...............................................LAIR
4. what is the opposite of here?..........................................THERE

1. what do we breathe? ....................................................AIR
2. what grows on top of your head?.....................................HAIR
3. where does a dragon live?...............................................LAIR
4. what is the opposite of here?..........................................THERE

Fixed....Fool.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Nevermind.
Too long to get a work Visa, FAIL!
Too good to be true....my life with Murphy's Law continues.
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
hear just a thought who's the firm im doing nothing n for 4 grand a month i could rough with the southerners lol
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Uk Projects, Exxon Mobil. Web Development Team. it requires a Bachelor's...you're welcome to it. Start Nov. 25th.
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
aaaaah the ball n chain foils my plans for world domination yet again, bah.

on a serious note mush is there no way around the red tape, emergency visa's etc
 
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