Fecal Christmas

[philologus]

The perfect Christmas gift: Rhino Poop

POOP

 

[Torn blue sky]

A perfect gift for someone who really knows their s*it! lol

 

[squidders]

I wanted some of that but as usual... i\'m sh*t out of luck!

 

[Modderrhu]

Man, I never realised the gold mine I step in when I walk outside each morning.

 

[philologus]

Jackpot...I just knew this was going to become a thread full of scat puns.

 

[Torn blue sky]

You cirtainly do lay down new dimensions to the word \"Shitkicker\" Mod lol

Growing up we had cans to boot down the street, but you, you\'re special :yes:

 

[Talion]

I read that entire article.........and to sum it up I thought it was a load of bullsh*t

 

[Torn blue sky]

You clearly didn\'t Tal, \'twas in fact Rhino Sh*t lol

 

[squidders]

Jeesh... you wouldn\'t believe the sh*t they write about these days!

 

[Talion]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
You clearly didn\'t Tal, \'twas in fact Rhino Sh*t lol

A male Rhino is a bull so, I\'m kinda right .................Sh*t hot when it comes to my Rhinos

 

[Torn blue sky]

Are you trying to imply females don\'t deficate?
I would love to see the wee guys try and collect hippo crap lol. The thought of a bloke trying to catch flying jobbies in a jar cracks me up!

 

[Talion]

I never like the thought of Women having a big old Poo............kinda takes away their sweetness.

But, when they do.........man do they stink.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Aye and who gets the blame?! Even the dog would be ashamed of that lol

Lassies are definately not always sugar and spice :no:

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by philologus
Jackpot...I just knew this was going to become a thread full of scat puns.

would you want it any other way?!

 

[Dragonsreach]

Oh crap!

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Aye and who gets the blame?! Even the dog would be ashamed of that lol

Lassies are definately not always sugar and spice :no:

Well they grew up thinking that they weren\'t supposed to fart.
So their sh*t ferments (read: Decays) in it\'s own stink, comes out Powerfully toxic.
That\'s how they stay sweet and nice, all their evil is concentrated in one spot
The truly sweet girls are the toilet bin ladens.
My ex used to \"ninja poop\". She\'d go in there for the same amount of time all day long, so unless you went in there after, you\'d never know if she did no.1 or 2.
She had more problems than just that though. lol

 

[supervike]

I checked my stocking to see if I got any.

No shit.

 

[Roger Bunting]

I\'m sure Mod can sort you out with some, Vikey. It could be quite an earner for him.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

 

[fieldarchy]

Riddle me this . ..

Why would you want to buy someone poop? Even from a Rhino . . . um . . . like ew! If poop is so special well then I\'ll just start saving my dog\'s poop, dry it out and then send it my best friend as a present!