Fecal Christmas

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by fieldarchy
Why would you want to buy someone poop? Even from a Rhino . . . um . . . like ew! If poop is so special well then I\'ll just start saving my dog\'s poop, dry it out and then send it my best friend as a present!

Just make sure to vacuum seal it in a trophy case for their fireplace mantle...LOL

 

[fieldarchy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Lassies are definately not always sugar and spice :no:

Actually it may be the spice that does it! Phew! Depends on what spices are used. Lemme tell ya!

 

[Modderrhu]

@TBS: yeah, toeing haggis pellets around just wouldn\'t have the same effect. Now about those elephants... lol

@supervike: No-one giving you any shit, eh? You looking for shit? Anybody else looking for shit? I found it.

@fieldarchy: Rhino shit is way ahead of dog shit. Why, I stepped in a rhino pat once, and my foot started growing so much, I had to step in another pat with my other foot so that they\'d be the same size. It\'s quality shit, girl!


Hm, might even start a new company: Pachyderm Pellets - show someone special that you really give a shit

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Ah, the perfect gift for Boss Appreciation Day!!

 

[fieldarchy]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Ah, the perfect gift for Boss Appreciation Day!!

I actually like my boss now. My boss back in Phoenix, sure give me the biggest pellet you got Mod!

 

[jahminis]

up here in alaska, moose turds are the big seller...unfortunately, they look like little chocolates...i could see some interestin\' holiday mix-ups...
the big thing is moosletoe...a couple varnished moose turds and some mistletoe leaves...
the craziest one is moose turd earings...how a lady can walk around with a pair of moose turds hangin\' off her ears is beyond me, but that\'s alaska for ya...

cheers
jah

 

[fieldarchy]

remind me never to move to alaska! sounds . . . lovely? what with mouse turd earrings and mooseltoe.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Moose Turds not Mouse turds sweetie.
Mouse turds oddly enough makes more aesthetic sense, you wouldn\'t know they were rodent pellets, until you saw them close....

Either way...eww

 

[fieldarchy]

huh my booze must be kickin\' in! Alright ready to do the homework then! Last assignment ever and I grad-yate on Monday! YAY!

 

[JesterzUSMC]

\'Grats!!

 

[Infidel Castro]

Man 1 (holding a poo) - \"Sir, you left your fake poo outside.\"

Man 2 - \"What fake poo?\"

I still love that scene!