Female Skeletons

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by reverend
Furthermore, a couple of skeletons with a disability is a must. Add to that a few ethnic minority skellies and perhaps a cross-dresser, you\'ve probably got the \'correct\' set-up.
Rocky Horror Skellies lol.

But yeah we never see Dwarf Skellies and lets face it a Stumpy pulled back from the afterlife is gonna be mightily Hacked off.

As to the Lindsay Lohan / Anorexia Wasted life issue, she needs more help than anything else.
 

freakinacage

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Originally posted by Avelorn
DaN, that pic is awful! If you really want to have it in this thread at least provide a link with a warning.

I have friends who have had anorexia it\'s a terrible disease.
don\'t get me started. i googled anorexia for some pix of wasted women for a demon thing i wanted to sculpt. a lot of them were doctored but some of them terrified me. not as much as a PRO-anorexia site i came across. scared the shit out of me
 

green stuff

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Message original : Dragonsreach
But yeah we never see Dwarf Skellies and lets face it a Stumpy pulled back from the afterlife is gonna be mightily Hacked off.
Mike, have a look at the old undead mercenary regiment GW did a while back. There were humans, orcs, goblins, elves, skaven (I have a daubt on that one though), and dwarves.
 

wiccanpony

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Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by reverend
Furthermore, a couple of skeletons with a disability is a must. Add to that a few ethnic minority skellies and perhaps a cross-dresser, you\'ve probably got the \'correct\' set-up.
Rocky Horror Skellies lol.

But yeah we never see Dwarf Skellies and lets face it a Stumpy pulled back from the afterlife is gonna be mightily Hacked off.

As to the Lindsay Lohan / Anorexia Wasted life issue, she needs more help than anything else.


:rolleyes: I’ll step up to the plate and donate 5 pounds of my fat for the poor girl.. come on people \"give\" till it hurts!:p
 

DaN

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Well... There\'s no adam\'s apple...

But then there\'s no actual genitalia EITHER...
Hmm... Perhaps I\'m thinking too much about this.
 

MPJ

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Just a thought...

Don\'t we seem to be a bunch of sexist bastards. Reading back it seems every one of use (including the ladies) automatically assumed a MALE necromancer. What about the female necromancers? It\'s a bit of gender typing to automatically assume all necromancers raising armies of skeletons are male. Would a female necro have the aforementioned troubles controlling an army of female skeletons?

Wow, now I feel like a total, utter, and complete nerd. :drunk:
 

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by MPJ
What about the female necromancers?
Don\'t you think women do enough raising, that they have to turn to the dead?


Mind you, it could be the only way some men would obey a woman. :D
 

Ebonbuddha

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Why worry about if the skeleton is a man or a woman. That only matters if you are going to bone them.

Thank you. Thank you. I will be here all week. Try the veal.
 

Ebonbuddha

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Whoa! Someone get that girl to my wife\'s kitchen pronto!

We will start her off with something light. Maybe a dozen Yorkshire puddings and gravy. Then a steak and Guinness pie.

Followed by cheesecake.

Is there a food more perfect than cheesecake? I doubt it.



Originally posted by DaN
Female skeleton
 

DaN

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Mmm... You just reminded my EB, we still have half a massive luxury NY cheesecake waiting to be finished... :p
 

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
Is there a food more perfect than cheesecake? I doubt it.
Starter = Garlic Mushrooms
Main = Chiken or Lamb Pasanda, Keema Pilau, Onion Bhaji\'s & Peshwari Naan.
Deserts = Kulfi & Strawberries, or Tiramasu.
 

squidders

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While I admit you just made me very hungry DR (thanks!) - I think that lot is on a par with cheesecake... I agree with Ebonbuddha when it comes to cheesecake. But I think that while nothing is better, a lot is equal.

Entenmann\'s - The Ultimate New York Baked Cheesecake :drool:
 

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by squidders
While I admit you just made me very hungry DR (thanks!)
Think yourself lucky some git\'s just walked in with a Full BIN LID Breakfast. Smells loverly, the Bastard!
 

squidders

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That kind of thing is bang out of order.

Wait until later and get something equally bad and taunt them with it... fish and chips maybe, with loads of salt and vinegar.
 
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