Female Skeletons

[Dragonsreach]

Nah there\'s something far better coming in today.
A virtually brand new Laptop a pupil\'s Barf\'ed over.

I imagine the workshop side might be \'empty\' today.

 

[squidders]

I\'m trying so hard not to imagine all the little bits of puke between the keys and in the fans ossessed:

I don\'t envy you!

 

[philologus]

Originally posted by MPJ
Just a thought...

Don\'t we seem to be a bunch of sexist bastards. Reading back it seems every one of use (including the ladies) automatically assumed a MALE necromancer. What about the female necromancers? It\'s a bit of gender typing to automatically assume all necromancers raising armies of skeletons are male. Would a female necro have the aforementioned troubles controlling an army of female skeletons?

Wow, now I feel like a total, utter, and complete nerd. :drunk:

Very few women would need to resort to the black arts to scare up a little bone (or a big bone for that matter). :beer:

 

[lizcam]

I\'ve avoided this thread thinking that it would be chalk full of boner references. Only a couple! I\'m proud of you! Gold stars all around except for DR, who\'s food references have ruined my day because I had desided to go the way of Lindsey Lohan at least until I lose the extra person\'s worth of weight I\'m carrying around. Mike, you are a cad and should be punished. If you weren\'t a MOD I\'d send you to the basement. I\'ll just have to take it out on a cheesecake instead.

Actually, we need a whipping boy for the MODs. Hmmmmmmm. I think I need to give that a think.

 

[philologus]

I\'m off to Frothers where boner references are appreciated.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by lizcam
I had desided to go the way of Lindsey Lohan.

And become an alcohol fueled, Coke snorting slapper, banging men old enough to be her grandfather <cough> Bruce Willis<cough>(*) Nah.

(* Sad thing is I\'m the same age as Bruce)


Well as for the Side track of the Puked on laptop, here\'s a surprize. The Pupil\'s Parent has offered to pay for a replacement. Which is nice. It\'s covered by the insurance thankfully.

Turns out that the pupil is a Visually Impaired student who had the laptop supplied. Said Pupil (and Parents) found out Yesterday that she is allergic to Goats Cheese (Feta) Ooops Who Knew? Obviously not them.
We\'ve managed to save the Hard drive but the Screen & Keyboard............FUBAR\'d. So at least she\'ll not loose all her course work.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

C\'mon DR. You are much cooler than Bruce Willis. He can\'t paint as good as you.

That sucks about he allergies. But it is nice that the parents offered to pay for the computer.

@ DaN; WHy I oughtta...

I think it\'s time to get someone to ship me a sugar free cheesecake mix.

Originally posted by DaN
Mmm... You just reminded my EB, we still have half a massive luxury NY cheesecake waiting to be finished...

 

[Shadzar]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

But yeah we never see Dwarf Skellies and lets face it a Stumpy pulled back from the afterlife is gonna be mightily Hacked off.

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/mg/20050324a

Dwarf Skeleton on that page... \"Skeletal Dwarf\"

 

[Dragonsreach]

Shadzar: Thanks for the link.
I\'m sorry to say that the picture doesn\'t quite fit my mental image of a Skeletal Dwarf.
I\'m more along the lines of Werner Klocke/GW physiology for the body shape.

 

[Gilvan Blight]

In the far right rank (left in the pic) you can see two of the undead dwarves GW released with the Cursed Company Regiment of Renoun. This unit as mentioned in an earlier post also has undead Orcs, Skaven, High Elf, and a goblin.

Personally I was very tempted to do an Undead army with all skeletal Orcs. Unfortunately they only ever released this one dead Orc mini.

This pic is a bit big to post here but has a good close up of the Dwarf. Unfortunately due to the heavy armour, it looks like it\'s hard to tell it\'s even undead.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/andrew.schofield50/warhammer/dogs%20of%20war/cursed%20company%203.jpg