For the Ice-Cream Man with the green halo

[airhead]

One each key to keep your hands busy.

 

[Duende]

Not really how I imagined his key, but I suppose that wouldn\'t be post-able.lol

There! Are you happy now, Sturm!?

 

[EricJ]

usually, when my ice cream develops a green ring around it, that\'s when I know it\'s time to throw it out

 

[Sturmhalo]

Ummm... I guess it\'ll do... just as long as I can use the really soft toilet paper that doesn\'t rip your ring piece to bits.

lol

Bear in mind I\'ve had a few beers so i may piss all over the executive bathroom floor and then vomit in the sink.

 

[Grumb]

Originally posted by Sturmhalo
Ummm... I guess it\'ll do... just as long as I can use the really soft toilet paper that doesn\'t rip your ring piece to bits.

lol

Bear in mind I\'ve had a few beers so i may piss all over the executive bathroom floor and then vomit in the sink.

Sturm, we\'d expect nothing less! lol

 

[vincegamer]

You people are all fools for accepting keys!

Reject them!
Save yourselves.
The keymaker is keeping the one key.

\"One Key to rule them all, One Key to find them,
One Key to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.\"

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by vincegamerThe keymaker is keeping the one key.

\"One Key to rule them all, One Key to find them,
One Key to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.\"

Drat, the lawyer is on to my diabolical plot.
Now we shall have to strap him to a table that slowly moves under a laser beam for no apparent reason, tell him all the details of our plan, and leave him alone with all of his gadgets.

Or is this the part where we send in the evil villiness (casting still open) to kiss him and get the secrets out of him, but she falls for him instead and tells him all of our secret plans?

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Send in the scantilly clad extra horny evil villianess! :innocent:

 

[Itchy]

i vote crotch lazer with CCD camera watching from way too far away.:]

 

[leopardpixie]

Will my avatar work?

 

[Drake Farstrider]

It might work just fine LP. I am a little worried though, as I am unsure if you are evil enough for the job.

 

[vincegamer]

Originally posted by airhead Now we shall have to strap him to a table that slowly moves under a laser beam for no apparent reason, tell him all the details of our plan, and leave him alone with all of his gadgets.

I just read this comic strip (RPGWORLD) where 2 villains are talking and one tells the other \"we will get the heros into these chambers which will\" -other villain cuts him off- \"save it! I don\'t want to hear it twice and you\'re just going to tell them when you get them in there.\"

Oh, and I was thinking about lawyers and the reputation for being evil. Lawyers aren\'t the ultimate evil and I shall use Tolkien\'s fine description of Sauron\'s lawyer as proof - see, Sauron was the ultimate evil but he was not a lawyer.

The French word for lawyer is Avocat. The Spanish is Abogado. Both mean \"speaking for\" or \"voice of\" thus at the gates, Aragorn discourses with the Voice of Sauron, Esquire!

 

[wiccanpony]

I vote for the \"Evil Villain\" to slam a lip lock on him........hey...villains need love too

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally by Vincegamer

The French word for lawyer is Avocat.

Why did I read that and automatically think of Advocaat?
Which is a thick and yellow drink.

 

[Fizl]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally by Vincegamer

The French word for lawyer is Avocat.

Why did I read that and automatically think of Advocaat?
Which is a thick and yellow drink.

Snowball anyone?

Shaz

 

[Sturmhalo]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally by Vincegamer

The French word for lawyer is Avocat.

Why did I read that and automatically think of Advocaat?
Which is a thick and yellow drink.

Could also describe certain people too! lol

 

[Naukhel]

Dude, if you can still get your vomit in the sink, you haven\'t had enough to drink.

A PROPER drunk gets it all over the floor around the toilet, and on the rim, with only a little bit getting into the actual bowl.

Rookies... I swear... you have to teach them everything...

 

[Sturmhalo]

Originally posted by Naukhel
Dude, if you can still get your vomit in the sink, you haven\'t had enough to drink.

A PROPER drunk gets it all over the floor around the toilet, and on the rim, with only a little bit getting into the actual bowl.

Rookies... I swear... you have to teach them everything...

I\'ve been very good inrecent years when it\'s come to vomiting! Always made it to the bathroom in time... of course it took many years practice... usually at the expense of other peoples carpets or my own bedding lol

 

[vincegamer]

Reminds me of a time I went camping once in college.
Sunday morning the guy who did the cooking asked me: \"Vince, if everyone liked my lasagna so much last night, why is it all over our camp site?\"

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by Fizl

Snowball anyone?

Shaz

Why am I scared to ask about that? Obviously you have not seen Clerks. Snowballs took on a whole new meaning.
:|~