Forgeworld \'Cock-Monster\'.....

[Fizl]

I\'ll just have to see which cat goes manic first then, its my usual light roast

So do you reckon anyone will buy that \'thing\' with a straight face? I don\'t even know its proper name!

Shaz

 

[Infidel Castro]

Spacemunkie told you what it is...it\'s a Cock Monster! The greeks and the romans sculpted willies for hundreds of years and now Forgeworld are renewing the ancient skill of sausage sculpting

 

[marineboy]

Originally posted by reverend
Spacemunkie told you what it is...it\'s a Cock Monster! The greeks and the romans sculpted willies for hundreds of years and now Forgeworld are renewing the ancient skill of sausage sculpting

..and using the latest technolong and mass-production techniques. What was once in the ancient world reserved for the rich can now be had by the common man...

..well, perhaps not at FW prices....lollol

 

[Legacy Account]

It\'s called a Mukaali...

 

[Infidel Castro]

Nice work on the veins old chap.

 

[marineboy]

I see you forgot the polymer roll-down protective device with self-sealing collar for use in alien environments, Scott...

 

[Dr Sanch]

That picture is disturbing. That has to be the crappiest thing they have ever done, how could that function as cavalry???

For the attention of Forge World: Leave the Cock-Monster designs alone and go back to making bloody big tanks.

 

[angus147258]

Man thats purple! maybe he didn\'t use lube?

 

[Infidel Castro]

Well at least it\'s not brown...he\'d have been looking in the wrong holes for his dinner

 

[Drake Farstrider]

The condom is to damn small its gonna break.

 

[praetorian0_1]

lollollol
What line is that from?

 

[Drake Farstrider]

You know that thing (\'Cock-Monster\') seems vaguely based off of the Dewback. Yes it has a little longer legs, no tail and a penis like head, but the concept is there. Hmmm... can one say IP infringment. lollol

 

[supervike]

egads!

that thing is hung like a horse.lol

or...that rider looks comfortable in the cockpit...


or...I hope he doesn\'t get excited...

 

[vincegamer]

well you definitely have to replace the rider with a dark elf witch or something like.

 

[MarkusTay]

Originally posted by praetorian0_1
lollollol
What line is that from?

It\'s an Imperial Bell-end, from their Penetration shock troopers.

 

[Braveheart712]

Originally posted by supervike
I hope he doesn\'t get excited...

...if so, that damn thing will turn into a giraffe!

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by Braveheart712

Originally posted by supervike
I hope he doesn\'t get excited...

...if so, that damn thing will turn into a giraffe!

that would NOT be a pretty sight... lollol

Do you think the \'rules\' have a \'telescoping neck\' addendum??

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by Braveheart712

Originally posted by supervike
I hope he doesn\'t get excited...

...if so, that damn thing will turn into a giraffe!

Now that\'s a mental image I didn\'t need! :|~

 

[Braveheart712]

Originally posted by supervike

Originally posted by Braveheart712

Originally posted by supervike
I hope he doesn\'t get excited...

...if so, that damn thing will turn into a giraffe!

that would NOT be a pretty sight... lollol

Do you think the \'rules\' have a \'telescoping neck\' addendum??

Yeah, I\'m sure the creature suffers from lapses in judgement when fully aroused and often regrets its actions in the morning.

 

[Modderrhu]

I have to wonder what the female of the species looks like! Or is that a sight I\'d rather not see? ???