How ilynx2k4 ceased being a grandfather
*fetchin\' Gramps ilynk2083\'s teef* \"An\' you told me you\'d tell me all \'bout it, gwamps. An\' howcome you nevva fweeked wif TAB, gwamps? CMoN, gwamps, you said you\'d tell me when I wus old enuf, an\' I\'m old enuf now, isn\'t I? You gotsta tell me, gwamps.\"
\"An\' what \'bout ipaintmyknees, gwamps? \'cos she fweeked before, didn\' she? And that was like before TAB, wusn\' it? An\' was all like fweekish... Aw, CMoN, gwamps, I wanna know, gwamps!\"
\"An\' tell me \'bout finn \'gain, gwamps! \'cos he like fweeked before anyone else, gwamps. An\' he was more fweeked out dan all of \'em put togevva, wasn\'t \'e, gwamps?\"
The rest is well forgotten future.
Here\'s to you, TAB!