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Heard an junior school play...
The line as it should have been delivered:
\"Ah, fair maiden I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope\".
The line as it was delivered:
\"Ah, fair maiden I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap\".
It went further downhill from thereon in
:flip:
The line as it should have been delivered:
\"Ah, fair maiden I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope\".
The line as it was delivered:
\"Ah, fair maiden I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap\".
It went further downhill from thereon in
:flip:
Godlikebuthumble
New member
Now that wouldn\'t of been you in younger days, now would it, finn? 
I\'m still a newbie, but one of my favorite parts of this site is finally \"meeting\" (online) all the people I\'ve heard Grumb talk about AND finally getting to meet (in person) some of the other CMoNers. Atlanta GD was great for that one reason alone. (See the pics in the CMoN conventions thread!)
Like Spacemunkie said in another thread - now I\'d really like to travel around - of course, I don\'t live in a sh*t hole type of a place, but I would like to travel around and meet all you crazy people! Looking forward to Orlando and meeting Airhead and hopefully getting to see TAB and IPM.
Because, ultimately, it\'s about the people. If all of you sucked nobody would stay on this site. lol I\'m just glad I got to meet a bunch of people who are as crazy as I am, but still willing to give advice to a newbie painter. (Did I mention I painted for the first time at GD yesterday? Yay - had a great time. Of course it was the Paint-n-Take and it absolutely sucks, but it sure was fun!)
@Sturm - I know I said you scared me, but I\'ve changed my mind after that lightbulb (light bulb..maybe lamp?) thread. Made me laugh - Thanks!
Like Spacemunkie said in another thread - now I\'d really like to travel around - of course, I don\'t live in a sh*t hole type of a place, but I would like to travel around and meet all you crazy people! Looking forward to Orlando and meeting Airhead and hopefully getting to see TAB and IPM.
Because, ultimately, it\'s about the people. If all of you sucked nobody would stay on this site. lol I\'m just glad I got to meet a bunch of people who are as crazy as I am, but still willing to give advice to a newbie painter. (Did I mention I painted for the first time at GD yesterday? Yay - had a great time. Of course it was the Paint-n-Take and it absolutely sucks, but it sure was fun!)
@Sturm - I know I said you scared me, but I\'ve changed my mind after that lightbulb (light bulb..maybe lamp?) thread. Made me laugh - Thanks!
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praetorian0_1
Guest
Yup. That light bulb one is off the hooklol
LightStarX
New member
Ive only recently started posting but have bewen raeding the forums for some time andmy fav has got to be Paint Aid its so nice to see everybody getting together to help people in need if only the rest of the world would follow your example...
Reminds me of our Macbeth play. A friend of mine played a messenger and should have said
\"My liege! The forest comes!\" (cries from outside) \"And my liege, the queen is dead - by her own hand.\"
However, he was pretty drunk when we did the play. What he actually said was
\"My liege! The forest is dead!\" (pretty confused, half-assed crying from the others who are not entirely sure how to deal with this) \"And my liege, the queen comes - by her own hand.\"
Chrispy
Active member
The best furk-up onstage was when one of my Shakespeare cronies said during Julius Ceasar:
Thou art the most Roble Noman of them all!
Audience didn\'t catch it, but not more than a minute, the director comes down to the dressing rooms:
WHAT THE !@*$ is a ROBLE NOMAN?!?!
lol
Thou art the most Roble Noman of them all!
Audience didn\'t catch it, but not more than a minute, the director comes down to the dressing rooms:
WHAT THE !@*$ is a ROBLE NOMAN?!?!
lol
ipaintminis
Active member
the worst i was involved in
was last year in \"Fiddler on the Roof\" the line is
\"we need to go to crakow to get away from the pogram\"
as it was delivered...
\"we need to go to a crack hoe to get away from the pogram\"
classic, it only made it better cause the girl who delivered the line was like one of those \"im the most perfect girl in the world type person\" classic stuff right there....
was last year in \"Fiddler on the Roof\" the line is
\"we need to go to crakow to get away from the pogram\"
as it was delivered...
\"we need to go to a crack hoe to get away from the pogram\"
classic, it only made it better cause the girl who delivered the line was like one of those \"im the most perfect girl in the world type person\" classic stuff right there....
@Modderhu - There\'s a Monty Python sketch with that line in it.
@Becca - I bet she doesn\'t know where Cracow is or what a pogrom is, either.
Line heard during a D&D game last weekend:
Player: \"Does being dead make me more attractive to the succubi?\"
DM (zora): \"Being dead makes you more attractive to most of us.\"
@Becca - I bet she doesn\'t know where Cracow is or what a pogrom is, either.
Line heard during a D&D game last weekend:
Player: \"Does being dead make me more attractive to the succubi?\"
DM (zora): \"Being dead makes you more attractive to most of us.\"
I am flying to England (and Nottingham)on the 22nd, so if I can afford it I would love to go to Salute and meet up with you guys. When, where, how much does it cost etc. Any train connections? Is it expensive? Is anyone perhaps travelling from or via Nottingham saturday morning? Or is that too late?
So many questions....
Originally posted by Astonia
I am flying to England (and Nottingham)on the 22nd, so if I can afford it I would love to go to Salute and meet up with you guys.
When, where, how much does it cost etc. It\'s at the Olympia (near Kensington I think), London starting at 10:00 am.
Costs £8.75 for a pre-booked ticket.
Where are you arriving in at, London Heathrow, Manchester or Birmingham international.?
Any train connections? Is it expensive?Travel by Train in the UK is expensive (& unreliable), which is why a friend & I are flying down to London from Manchester.
Is anyone perhaps travelling from or via Nottingham saturday morning? Or is that too late?
So many questions....
ipaintminis
Active member
IM HERE IM HERE!
well with al my midterms out the way *wipes sweat off brow* I am back to have fun!
cause the midterms SO wernt...Ethics :|~
well with al my midterms out the way *wipes sweat off brow* I am back to have fun!
cause the midterms SO wernt...Ethics :|~
ipaintminis
Active member
purty good
still got the 4.0 average, i was real worried id loose it over the ethics exam but didnt!
yay!
still got the 4.0 average, i was real worried id loose it over the ethics exam but didnt!
yay!
