Funny T-Shirt Idea

[ipaintminis]

i put this in the wrong section so I\'ll repost here....

i want to put a witty saying on a t-shirt about the fact that i paint minis, we are going to a gaming con and i want to where it there.

any ideas?:flip:

 

[Klute]

How about a big gunsight/crosshairs on the front,and \"Ive got a sniper\" on the back.

 

[Chrispy]

Front:
Watch me strip...

Back:
..the paint from my minis.

It\'d be cute to have a siloutte of a famous mini babe on the front, a vampire or something.

 

[johnboyjjb]

the wittiest thing I can come up with is crass:
I have a hard time getting my tip in small areas . .
. . . that\'s why I hate painting eyes.

I like to put my hands on people all the time . . .
(picture of opposite sexed mini on the back with impending brush)

Live by the sword; die by the sword. (with picture of slayer sword)

 

[ipaintminis]

you guys are funny

 

[NecroN]

T shirt ideas

Bored on a midnight shift (again) so I figured I would throw a few ideas out there:

1) You came for the games, I came for the minis (or miniatures, or armies)

2) going to x-con - $30
finding that oop beakey - $50
painting him up real nice - $15 (wooden base)
Winning a golden demon - Priceless.

3) I feel naked without my brushes.

4) 500 hours and only 5000 pts worth still to paint

5) At a GW con - my other army\'s a Rakham.

6) The brush is mightier than the sword.

7) its not how well I play its how good my army looks!

8) in Giant letters NMM done in a NMM style.

9) or if not a fan - Metal Rules (and not the music)

10) I\'d rather be painting!

okay 10s enough for now.

 

[stumpkiller]

*pic of finger and thumb pressed together, like an \"okay\" symbol*

No, I don\'t like that mini, I glued my fingers together again!

:duh:

 

[Gypsy]

Originally posted by stumpkiller
*pic of finger and thumb pressed together, like an \"okay\" symbol*

Um, are you aware of the fact that this symbol means \"arsehole\"?

Someone wrote \"Live by the sword, die by the sword\" how about \"Live by the brush, die by the brush\"?


\"When I grow up I want to a famous minipainter!\"

\"Born to crack the 9!\"(or 8 or 7 or whatever)

 

[Avicenna]

Originally posted by Gypsy

Originally posted by stumpkiller
*pic of finger and thumb pressed together, like an \"okay\" symbol*

Um, are you aware of the fact that this symbol means \"arsehole\"?

Damn! Every once in a while CMON causes me to choke on my cup of tea whilst trying to suppress laughter! damn! *smiles innocently to his boss* :innocent:

Originally posted by Gypsy\"When I grow up I want to an infamous minipainter!\"

yeah... thats more like it!

-Peter

 

[Mosch]

1)
Front \"Magic Wash tastes like chicken\"
Back \"...I wish\"

2)
\"Your face needs another highlight\"
(That one seems somewhat evil )

3)
\"My pet is a Kolinsky sable\"

 

[torifile]

Originally posted by Mosch
1)
Front \"Magic Wash tastes like chicken\"
Back \"...I wish\"

3)
\"My pet is a Kolinsky sable\"

Two of my favorites!

 

[ipaintminis]

i like the your face neesd another highlight!:duh:

 

[Taer]

Originally posted by NecroN
7) its not how well I play its how good my army looks!

My secret plans are out~!:flip::bouncy:

 

[Greymane]

squint

how about a really tiny logo eg a shield ornamental axe whatever with lots of freehand and detail is everything under or around it?

 

[ipaintminis]

goodness you guys ROCK

 

[finn17]

How about..

\'Figmented\'

You would have to know all about \'figmentia\'

http://miniature-painting.net/figmentia_index.html

But as most of us here do.....:flip:

 

[ipaintminis]

Thats Awesome

you could probally put one of the other ideas with that on the back!:bouncy:

 

[Gypsy]

I like the \"Your face needs...\" one as well, nasty and mean, my favourite combination.


\"I said \'no\' to painting minis, but they just wouldn\'t listen!\"

\"_________(fill in your favourite mini manufacturer here) - Anything else is just lead.\"

For guys:
\"Don\'t lead my wife know. \"

Pic of an unpainted halfnaked girl/guy mini: \"Wanna basecoat me?\" :]

\"I want to bathe in my miniatures\"

\"Your blacklining looks a little pale today.\"

\"If I were you I\'d convert myself.\"

\"Sex, Drugs & Lead\"

\"It\'s just a hobby, I swear!\"

 

[tooshy]

Hmmmmm....how about

1) I love the smell of lead in the mornings
2) So many minis - so little time
3) I love mini painting - but then again, I\'m easily lead
4) Size does matter
5) FLASH! Aaarh arrghh!.....where\'s the model knife?
6) NMM - Need More Minis
7) Micky Mouse wears a Games Workshop watch (jokin\')

Brain dump over

 

[wiccanpony]

I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours...mini that is.

wow! a mini done.....now 5000 more to go.

come over to my place and I’ll show you a good time...well...yes...I consider painting little figures a good time..don’t you?