Funny Vasectomy Story....

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Originally posted by Zora
Originally posted by reverend
Hoho! Nice stuff :D

Well it WAS...before the operation.lol

I don\'t know that it ever would have rated that highly. And judging by the way people judge things around here I don\'t know that I even would\'ve got the \"Decent Tabletop standard\" rating let alone \"Nice\".
 
God, that was the funniest story about ball mutilation that I ever heard.

But seriously, if you are 100% sure you no longer want children, I would get tested. My brother never got his sperm count tested after his procedure, and 2 years later had another girl. When they say it can heal in up to 5% of men, they aren\'t kidding.

Regards,

Matt
 

waghorn41

Member
lol
Those docs are something else.
I considered having the job done but my wife said no -we\'ve got 5 kids...
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Originally posted by verzaniproductions
God, that was the funniest story about ball mutilation that I ever heard.

But seriously, if you are 100% sure you no longer want children, I would get tested. My brother never got his sperm count tested after his procedure, and 2 years later had another girl. When they say it can heal in up to 5% of men, they aren\'t kidding.

Regards,

Matt

Wow. Yeah I am done. Never actually heard of it being healed before. I would hate for this to have been all for nought. Maybe I will make the long lonely walk to the doctor with my special sample. Thanks for the heads up!
 

Olaf the Stout

New member
Thanks for the laugh Scott. I think the Christmas decoration joke topped it off for me.

Please tell me you were joking about the fact that they were high-fiving each other. In fact, I really hope that you were joking about most of the stuff you wrote! :)

Olaf the Stout
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
100% genuine, no BS account of the day. I\'d like to think I\'m creative, but I couldn\'t make that stuff up.

Glad you liked it.
 

uberdark

New member
well thanks for the laughs guys.... i too will soon be entering the wonderful world of ball tugging, snip snip, high fiving doctors.

on a serious note, where exactly do they shoot the anesthetic and how dang big is that needle? cause i pass out like a little girl when i see needles.

of course in 6th grade when i got into a fight at church and my radius broke through the skin i was fine, but one little needle and i am all namby pamby.

lol
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Originally posted by uberdark
well thanks for the laughs guys.... i too will soon be entering the wonderful world of ball tugging, snip snip, high fiving doctors.

on a serious note, where exactly do they shoot the anesthetic and how dang big is that needle? cause i pass out like a little girl when i see needles.

of course in 6th grade when i got into a fight at church and my radius broke through the skin i was fine, but one little needle and i am all namby pamby.

lol

Big needle, and right where you think it would go. I reccomend not watching ANY of the procedure.

What the HELL kind of church do you go to ? I want to hear THAT story....
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by uberdark

on a serious note, where exactly do they shoot the anesthetic and how dang big is that needle?
Where do you think.
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Yep You\'re right. :eek: :no:
Make sure you\'re lying down before they bring out the needle.
 
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