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Shawn R. L.
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As a counterbalance -
WHY MEN DO NOT WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS -
Dear Dave,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn\'t gone more than a mile down the road in my 1978 Austin Mini when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband\'s help. When I got home I couldn\'t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that t hey had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won\'t go to counseling and I\'m afraid I can\'t get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Brenda
Dear Brenda,
A classic Mini stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Dave
FUNNY LINK ----WHY BOYS NEED PARENTS!!!
And you also find out interesting
things when you have sons, like...
1.) A king size waterbed
holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray
on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy\'s voice
is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash
over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound
Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough,
however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a
20 x 20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw
baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a
bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A
ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows
(even double-pane) doesn\'t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet
flush and the words \'uh oh\', it\'s already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with
Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can
start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they
can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego\'s will
pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave
should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O
you put in a swimming pool,you
still can\'t walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not
like Jell-O.
15.) VCR\'s do not eject \'PB & J\' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not
make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks
make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT
want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven
before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department
inAustin,TXhas a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the
washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make
cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice
their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass
this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read
this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
WHY MEN DO NOT WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS -
Dear Dave,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn\'t gone more than a mile down the road in my 1978 Austin Mini when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband\'s help. When I got home I couldn\'t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that t hey had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won\'t go to counseling and I\'m afraid I can\'t get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Brenda
Dear Brenda,
A classic Mini stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Dave
FUNNY LINK ----WHY BOYS NEED PARENTS!!!
And you also find out interesting
things when you have sons, like...
1.) A king size waterbed
holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray
on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy\'s voice
is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash
over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound
Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough,
however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a
20 x 20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw
baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a
bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A
ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows
(even double-pane) doesn\'t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet
flush and the words \'uh oh\', it\'s already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with
Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can
start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they
can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego\'s will
pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave
should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O
you put in a swimming pool,you
still can\'t walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not
like Jell-O.
15.) VCR\'s do not eject \'PB & J\' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not
make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks
make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT
want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven
before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department
inAustin,TXhas a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the
washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make
cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice
their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass
this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read
this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
arogers907
New member
The clorox and break fluid one is a goody. =P
alextheartist
New member
H twenty??? Don\'t they realise the H2O in fact stands for oxygen, not a number..
Frickin dumbass school type program...
Love the first vid!
Frickin dumbass school type program...
Love the first vid!
Shawn R. L.
New member
I take NO responsibility for chemistry experiments gone awry.lol Safety goggles are great inventions and the fresh air of the out of doors is very good for you.
freakinacage
Well-known member
err did you not notice his hands getting boiled too. not to mention the other scientific irregularities (read: lies)? its a mockumentary
alextheartist
New member
I realise that now..
freakinacage
Well-known member
:drunk:
