Well, there was a troupe of oiled up midgets serving nice and spicy nic-naks.
A few of us sat around moaning about the current state of the world over a beer or two while the more energetic tried their hand at synchronised swimming in the lake.
All in all, the cabaret was pretty good and I would give the burlesque dancers a solid 7 out of 10.
The food was expensive and mine wasn’t very good… though I think some others met with success.
Other people may have seen it differently though.