@Abstract
Not to dissude you from your studies or anything, but you might as well get ahead of the game on how to be a uni student and not bother turning up for the first day, just like you will soon not be turning up for lectures (they are pointless anyway most of the time, trust me I give them

).
They probably won\'t miss you and if they do, just say you came early, but got very drunk and lost two days, happens all the time.
Just don\'t take it too far though, what follows actually happened:
Dean: so, mind telling me why you have not been to any lectures this year.
Student: I\'ve been playing MUD (think WoW but in the 90\'s).
Dean: Well your failure to attend any lectures is unacceptable, you are in danger of being kicked out of uni.
Student: What!?! You CAN\"T kick me out, I\'m a WIZARD!
Not surprisingly they got kicked out...