gawd n bennet! i need a random gripe

AndyG

Active member
Pregnant wife pregnant wife pregnant wife..........calm deep breaths resist the urge to snap back. Honestly she's not milking it for all it's worth. Maybe it's a social experiment to see how far she can go before my head explodes scanner style.

Maybe it's training me up to deal with the stress of a new born by hurling abuse every two minutes and constantly accusing me of not caring or doing enough this is while I'm up a ladder in the loft getting baby clothes that I know for a fact she got rid of and when I've looked long enough to convince her she'll blame me for getting rid of them.
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
Pregnant wife pregnant wife pregnant wife..........calm deep breaths resist the urge to snap back. Honestly she's not milking it for all it's worth. Maybe it's a social experiment to see how far she can go before my head explodes scanner style.

Maybe it's training me up to deal with the stress of a new born by hurling abuse every two minutes and constantly accusing me of not caring or doing enough this is while I'm up a ladder in the loft getting baby clothes that I know for a fact she got rid of and when I've looked long enough to convince her she'll blame me for getting rid of them.

Dude at least your missus has an excuse for behaving like that! for a miniut there i thought you knew my missus lol (psst feed her bags of chocolate coated almonds ;) they where the only thing calmed mine down, make sure you dont run out tho lol)
 

finn17

New member
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KruleBear

Active member
Dude at least your missus has an excuse for behaving like that! for a miniut there i thought you knew my missus lol (psst feed her bags of chocolate coated almonds ;) they where the only thing calmed mine down, make sure you dont run out tho lol)

Rebuilt the guest closet (th at fell on me a couple weeks go) for babystuff ( enough crap for three babies), did the laundry, and had to make a trip for vanilla ice cream-apparently the only thing that might stop her from throwing up, since i am the evil one that made her pregnant. No painting, but i did hide in the barn most of the afternoon and build a caddy to organize my paints-she did not have enough energy to follow me out there.

Hope our miseries are making you feel better Cassar!
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
Lol its always good to know there's someone worse off than you somewhere....does that make me a bad person ?????

good man Krule i like your style...eh eh always keep em bare foot n pregnant lol, the only disadvantage is they cant get close enough to the sink to do the washing up ;) (you can tell her how shocked you were by my totally misogynistic comment, should be worth some brownie points, and will help balance my kharma out.)
 
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KruleBear

Active member
Funny..doesn 't make you a bad person, just human.

I think keeping her pregnant is out of the question as i have been informed i can no longer touch her for the rest of my life. Lol:D. I did find out if you make a couple of (apparently inappropriate) comments/questions during a doctors visit, you no longer have to go to them ;)
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
I lived with only women for 8 years. I got a general consensus. And it's easy to trim. If you can paint a bloody model, something (hopefully) bigger shouldn't be a problem
 
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