Get her back in lock up

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Dragon Forge Design

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I almost started a new thread and just saw this one so deleted mine..anyhooo hot off the press..

\"Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.
\"It\'s not right!\" shouted the weeping hilton!

Read more here.. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PKQVE80&show_article=1

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Isn\'t that a priceless picture...
 
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Daeda1us

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Who cares?
She is a total non-issue in my life.
Now, if that picture had been of better quality, without the reflection of the glass, then it could serve as an illustration of color in a grieving woman. But with such poor quality, it does not even serve for that.
The legal system was never fair, is not fair, and will never be fair. People have been treated much more harshly than Paris. Others have gotten off without jail time at all.
Still ... grand scheme of things... total non-issue.
Painting is more fun and makes a LOT more sense!
 
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Swordwind

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I\'m more concerned with Pete Doherty or however you spell the wastrels name.

What I\'m going to do is consume as many drugs and as much alcohol as I possilbly can then when I get arrested and hauled infront of a Judge, I\'m just going to say \"Well Pete Doherty keeps getting let off for doing exactly the same thing. Why shouldnt I?.
 
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matty1001

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Im gutted she has to go to prison. When I read about her my life fills with joy and exuberance. How may I get my daily Hilton fix now.

Anyhoo...did any of you Yanks see the female comedian taking the piss saying the bars were going to be painted like cocks but they were worried Paris may shatter her teeth lol but to top it all off Paris was in the audience, and started bubbling.
 
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darthfoley

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
\"She has been held at the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California, in a special unit for celebrities, public officials, police officers and other high-profile inmates, and has so far served five days of her sentence.\"

Celebrity jail? Tell me this is a joke???
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Well, it\'s a \'normal\' jail, but has a special section for high profile inmates.

And no, it\'s not a joke. High-profile cases and celebs would last all of about 10 minutes in jail if they were not separated from the general population. Much as I might dislike Paris for, as Henry Rollins put it, \'being a stupid, rich, tired looking whore who\'s famous for being a stupid, rich, tired looking whore\', I wouldn\'t want to see her get a toothbrush shiv in between a couple ribs the same day she got there, if that makes sense.
 
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treide

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I think it would be OK to waive her sentence if she agreed to do a public service announcement about the importance of ignoring rich spoiled brats.
 
Elly3438

Elly3438

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matty1001, yes I did see that, Im not a big fan of that particular comedian, but that was funny... and a wicked BURRRN at that!

I like how a grown woman with millions of dollars cries to her mommy in the courtroom as she is pulled away to jail... waaaaaah mommy helllp meee!

I agree with Dan, make her see what drunk drivers do to people and families... Ive heard so many stories of drunk drivers killing whole families, and coming out of it unscathed... so horrible... :(
 
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DaN

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@ Uber :twisted: Mwahaha
Is there any youtube footage of the comedy...?

Was she yanked back into jail with a shepherds crook a la 1930\'s stage routine?
 
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matty1001

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Originally posted by DaN
Is there any youtube footage of the comedy...?
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I watched it online so yes, most likely. Unfortunately I can\'t remember the name of the comedian, all I know it was a woman.
 
Elly3438

Elly3438

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It was Sarah Silverman, good luck finding the footage now though, I think it was taken down due to copyright claim or something~
 
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Yetie

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He nearly choked on that water, he was almost on the floor with laughter got to love good old Jack!!!lol:bouncy:lol
 
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Dragon Forge Design

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Yeah apparently Paris is feeling no love in the Holywood community.. They say no ones stepping forward in suppoert of her. Even Mel Gibson after his drunken racist rampage had Holywood celebs step forward in support of him.

This is Funny
 
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Yetie

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Thats because its like a playground out there she takes the piss they all laugh someone else takes the piss out of her no one laughs. When she\'s in real trouble the knifes really comes out lollol
 
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