Goblins and Orcs?

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EricJ

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Originally posted by Calavera

*tries to forget that he read that members of GW japan tried to change it, saying that orcs reproduced by masturbating*
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That\'s one hell of a mental image to wake up to! :eek:


......although, might make for some interesting conversions...ok, nevermind
 
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LavronYor

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I can\'t beleive that everyone has forgotten that goblins used to be the parasitic creatures that lived at McDonalds. They looked like colored mops turned upside down and had stringy legs with Converse basketball shoes. They were notorious for eating and stealing french fries as the Hamburglar an escaped German convict, was notorious for stealing, what else, hamburgers. I am pretty sure that Orcs, notice the Tolkien spelling, were a batch of goblins that ate a bad batch of Shamrock shakes and turned green. Later, when the McRib was discontinued for the first time, they were sent to England to help fight the Mad Cow disease, since there was no parts of cows in them. A batch of Orks, notice GW spelling, intercepted them and after eating the entire lot, depriving most of the good people of Britain the joy of McRibs, these orks started to really bulk up, much the same as Arnold Schwarzenegger did as a young man in Austria. And I am pretty sure that that is the major difference.
 
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Itchy

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Thanks... that\'s a lot of info.

The reason i ask is because other than being a big goblin fan i can\'t find any cool goblin minis, so i\'m going to try and sculpt some. i went down to the local comic shop and hunted through their HUGE box of cards for some cool goblins to sculp (expensive pieces of cardboard if you ask me)

http://www.findmagiccards.com/Cards/SH/Mogg_Bombers.html
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/arcana/610
http://www.findmagiccards.com/Cards/FE/Orcish_Spy__2_.html
http://www.findmagiccards.com/Cards/MR/Goblin_Tinkerer.html
http://www.findmagiccards.com/Cards/UG/Miss_Demeanor.html
(i think that last one would be a cool mini... even if it aint a goblin. Seems the lighter colored, more bright pastel colored minis get higher votes, so i thought maybe i\'d give it a try over dirty ol\' goblins)
Humility.jpg

(and i think that skull dude on the left would be a cool dwarf sized mini)

Anyone got anymore help... you\'ve all been so great to me so far!:):flip::bouncy::flip:
 
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provoke_me

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well i drew this. its a rough sketch...still trying to get thru my damn artists block :(
goblin.jpg

but i plan on attempting to sculpt it. but you can too! he holding a banner and pointing....yeah....
 
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Itchy

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Slow... i\'ll get up a WIP tonight. It\'s a toughie... he\'s got A LOT of impossible to reach places and i\'m not using a single straight from the pot color, so that means mixing the same exact color three or four times because the darn thing is so huge! But i\'ve got all the skin and hair done. Going to snap a pic after my dinner, then dive into the stone work. So stay tooned!:D
 
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Itchy

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My giant... just a WIP, sorry for the horrid lighting, but you get the jist.
GiantWIP3.jpg


And my D&D gingerbread (haunted) house/castle... i wish i took a pic before i started to eat it. Hey, adventurers get hungry too!
Haunted.jpg
 
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