god damn cats
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johnboyjjb
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We have a \"pet\" raccoon. Haven\'t seen the neighbors cats for a while now.
The Moth balls is the best cheapest and least impact on the garden. My next door neighbours were getting really hacked off with some Tom coming into there\'s and dumping were ever it liked. Doesn\'t now.
Also try to spot were the cats either climb over fences or under them. Liquify Strong onions and horseradish to a paste and paint on the area. If a cat gets that on its fur it\'s not going to be coming back in a hurry.
This is a true story and in no way do I suggest that you consider emulating it.:
A long time ago my godfather was into growing leeks for show. Now anyone living in or from the North of England will tell you that Leek Growing is a Religion.
He was particularliy proud of his leek patch and primed the ground with compost, and a bucket of Pigs blood (I kid you not!).
He started to get a problem with a Tom taking a dump in the leek patch an killing off his leeks.
His solution, (baring in mind he was a tough veteran of the early 50\'s Malayan Jungle Campaign) was to take a break-barrel air gun, a match head and wrap it in the silver paper that his cigarrettes came in and wait in the shed.
Cat arrives, starts to perform, He takes aim and fires.........Instant home made tracer round.
You can guess the rest.\"
Also try to spot were the cats either climb over fences or under them. Liquify Strong onions and horseradish to a paste and paint on the area. If a cat gets that on its fur it\'s not going to be coming back in a hurry.
This is a true story and in no way do I suggest that you consider emulating it.:
A long time ago my godfather was into growing leeks for show. Now anyone living in or from the North of England will tell you that Leek Growing is a Religion.
He was particularliy proud of his leek patch and primed the ground with compost, and a bucket of Pigs blood (I kid you not!).
He started to get a problem with a Tom taking a dump in the leek patch an killing off his leeks.
His solution, (baring in mind he was a tough veteran of the early 50\'s Malayan Jungle Campaign) was to take a break-barrel air gun, a match head and wrap it in the silver paper that his cigarrettes came in and wait in the shed.
Cat arrives, starts to perform, He takes aim and fires.........Instant home made tracer round.
You can guess the rest.\"
Legacy Account
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I used to make a foul concoction from the liquor in tins of jalapeno peppers and as many different types of chili as we had when we had a problem with cats.
Strain it and stick it in one of the smaller super-soakers you can get, and hit \'em up the arse with it just as they\'ve assumed the \'squeeze\' position. Make sure you get them square in the starfish and they never come back!!
[size=-2]Water works if you like cats..... I don\'t[/size]
Our cat loves the hot stuff... We once left a VERY hot curry on the counter over night and when we got up the next morning, all the curry sauce had gone, the cats heart was beating really fast and the actual chicken was left behind.
We all thought curry was really safe
As for complaints, we haven\'t had any but this is all useful information for if we do get one... at least I know what to recommend people.
We all thought curry was really safe
As for complaints, we haven\'t had any but this is all useful information for if we do get one... at least I know what to recommend people.
No Such Agency
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I don\'t think it burns them the same way it does us. They certainly don\'t seem to react to hot foods the way you\'d expect an animal to react to pain/discomfort.Originally posted by squidders
Our cat loves the hot stuff... We once left a VERY hot curry on the counter over night and when we got up the next morning, all the curry sauce had gone, the cats heart was beating really fast and the actual chicken was left behind.
We all thought curry was really safe
Really, cats should probably stay indoors. They eat songbirds, get in fights, get hurt by dogs/cars/etc. and generally it\'s not a good idea. Of course if you don\'t raise them that way, they trash your house. I think our current new cat (my GF\'s new cat before we shacked up) is the last outdoor cat for us, I caught him digging up the neighbour\'s yard the other day and I feel bad about that. He\'s already an outdoor guy so he gets nutty if he\'s kept in. I\'ll have to try and wean him of that.
Sand Rat
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@NSA - it can be done. We\'ve got two cats here at Casa Steelcult (and after years of dogs its a learning experience) both of who were rescues - my cat Mycroft we got from a shelter and he had been fostered all his life, so he was an indoor cat. My GF\'s cat Sherlock rescued himself by attaching himself to Kyrra one night - he was wandering a friends neighborhood semi feral as a kitten (the people who owned his mother had abandoned him and another kitten when they moved) but has made the move to inside cat rather well - although Kyrra is trying to leash train him at this point.
desertdragon1964
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OK personal experience here.Neibor had 50 or more cats leaving behind runny diesesed crap all over the hood marigolds work great but only in the areas where they grow so I got me a live trap caught the little buggers one at a time and hauled them off to the country.Believe it or not she didn\'t even notice they were missing until about #24 managed to get rid of most of them then her house burned down and I had to go in and pull her out she was trying to save her animals all of them.She moved after that and took what she could with her the rest were taken care of.Dont take them back to shelter she will just get them back.Cats are self sufficient they can live in wild on their own.DDlol
freakinacage
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or buy one of these:
Shawn R. L.
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A BB gun is a good solution. The kind I had you had to pump up and thus could regulate the velocity. About 3 pumps and it had enough punch to give ye olde kyttie a good snap but not injure it. A few times of that and he learns that in THAT yard something stings...no harm done.
