Great E-bay Descriptions

[Shapoopie]

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Description made me smile Post any other good ones if you find them.

 

[Pictish Mini Painting]

made me chuckle.

 

[A Luna]

lol \"almost propainted\"

 

[freakinacage]

he\'s good, i\'ll give him that

 

[Naukhel]

They\'re getting more honest, out there.

Now it\'s just a matter of time before we see something like:

\"Painted to the highest standard my dog could manage after rolling in the house paint.\"

 

[Pictish Mini Painting]

Does the dog do house walls as well, as i can close all the dorrs, throw the paint in and then throw a cat in, the room will be painted in minutes!

 

[Naukhel]

You may be on to something, there, Rose...

If it doesn\'t make the customer happy, we duplicate the process with canvases
on all surfaces, and make millions in the Fine Art sector.

Partners?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I could pull a coup on you.
My pooch has the \"Tail o\' Doom\".
I could just dip the end, and hold a treat out.
Her wagging could paint a room, or Canvas, with no collateral damage or abuse of cats.
:twisted:

 

[PegaZus]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
I could pull a coup on you.
My pooch has the \"Tail o\' Doom\".
I could just dip the end, and hold a treat out.
Her wagging could paint a room, or Canvas, with no collateral damage or abuse of cats.
:twisted:

You could always find some idio.. er, art lovers to buy the canvas\':

Ziggy the \"painting\" dog

Somehow, I\'d rather buy a tail painted canvas than from that puntin\' dog.

 

[Pictish Mini Painting]

Originally posted by Naukhel
You may be on to something, there, Rose...

If it doesn\'t make the customer happy, we duplicate the process with canvases
on all surfaces, and make millions in the Fine Art sector.

Partners?

Yeah, go on then.

You take the North American market, and i will take the EU!.