Great Prank
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We\'ve been bothered recently by a company we\'ve stopped doing business with. (Bad response to complaints and poor after sales service).
They keep on sending us fax\'s (Yes some people still use them) demanding money when we don\'t owe them anything, in fact they owe us for undelivered goods.
So we took Three sheets of Blank paper, taped them together in a loop, leaving a gap between each page to read to the fax as a page break and set the fax machine to Dial the company\'s Fax number after 6pm.
The fax machine received our call and obviously read the pages as individual sheets. They must have run out of fax paper somewhere around 10pm, because that\'s when the call cut off.
It\'s a very good job we have a business low rate costing on the fax number.
Second and good one:
We had a member of staff in one of the sections that I support IT wise. He was constantly accessing websites when he should have been working. Rather that follow the Official disciplinary process his manager asked for our help.
We rigged a Webpage on one of our local servers and set his Home page to it.
Next time he opened his browser he got:
WARNING, WARNING PORN SITE ALERT!
Blared out very loudly from his PC.
Priceless!
They keep on sending us fax\'s (Yes some people still use them) demanding money when we don\'t owe them anything, in fact they owe us for undelivered goods.
So we took Three sheets of Blank paper, taped them together in a loop, leaving a gap between each page to read to the fax as a page break and set the fax machine to Dial the company\'s Fax number after 6pm.
The fax machine received our call and obviously read the pages as individual sheets. They must have run out of fax paper somewhere around 10pm, because that\'s when the call cut off.
It\'s a very good job we have a business low rate costing on the fax number.
Second and good one:
We had a member of staff in one of the sections that I support IT wise. He was constantly accessing websites when he should have been working. Rather that follow the Official disciplinary process his manager asked for our help.
We rigged a Webpage on one of our local servers and set his Home page to it.
Next time he opened his browser he got:
WARNING, WARNING PORN SITE ALERT!
Blared out very loudly from his PC.
Priceless!
Drake Farstrider
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What a great prank. lol
Torn blue sky
New member
lol fantastic.
I think the best one I ever witnessed was when I was still a pit monkey with the REME. One guy was such an ass someone decided to fix his wagon good.
You know those tall tool trolleys? This guy came back from a days leave to find his drawers full of resin filler...with all his tools somewhere inbetween lol
They might not all have been his, but he had a really hard time explaining it to the stores
I think the best one I ever witnessed was when I was still a pit monkey with the REME. One guy was such an ass someone decided to fix his wagon good.
You know those tall tool trolleys? This guy came back from a days leave to find his drawers full of resin filler...with all his tools somewhere inbetween lol
They might not all have been his, but he had a really hard time explaining it to the stores
Shawn R. L.
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I used to work fast food and sometime people would call in and say we forgot something in their order. No big deal, we just had them come back and we\'d give them whatever they said was missing.....Welll (20 years later I can still remember the guys name) Duaine calls in and says we forgot his cheeseburger. Ok Duaine, c\'mon down. No problem. Next night who should call? Duaine, same story and this time I was sure it wasent true. Well, we tell Duaine to come on down and we\'d make things right. Made him another cheeseburger and put about a tablespoon of salt in it and gave it to him............Duaine never called again.
Torn blue sky
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Salt? I would have put in a table spoon of hot sauce. The good stuff \"Daves insanity sauce\" would sufice nicely lol All the same serves him right, hehe, nice!
ipaintminis
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last semester a girlfriend of mine was having a really rough week. So my friend Dom and I decided to cheer her up...
first, I made a bunch of corny ransom notes, made from clipping single letters to form words and sentences on a piece of construction paper
We got help from all the staff at the College (even the principal) and took all of her stuff from the work desk...everything. even her paper clips.
And left a ransom note that lead her to the registrar,
who gave her a note which lead her to the phone booth,
which gave her a number and 50 cents to call my boss who gave her a ransom poem
which lead her to the vending machines, where a letter was given to her from the janitor
which lead her to the auditorium
where Dom and I gave her the last ransom note with a key that led her to the store room
where all of her stuff (and a little gift from me) was set up just like in her office.
classic.
first, I made a bunch of corny ransom notes, made from clipping single letters to form words and sentences on a piece of construction paper
We got help from all the staff at the College (even the principal) and took all of her stuff from the work desk...everything. even her paper clips.
And left a ransom note that lead her to the registrar,
who gave her a note which lead her to the phone booth,
which gave her a number and 50 cents to call my boss who gave her a ransom poem
which lead her to the vending machines, where a letter was given to her from the janitor
which lead her to the auditorium
where Dom and I gave her the last ransom note with a key that led her to the store room
where all of her stuff (and a little gift from me) was set up just like in her office.
classic.
Infidel Castro
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My parents cut my fingers off to stop me picking my nose.
Priceless lol
Pranks are marvellous. Only last night whilst walking to the local (mates back from England for the weekend) my mate tried to pick up 20p (two tens) off of the floor and found they were stuck. Some builders had glued the fellas down to amuse themselves whilst they refurbed a beautiful Victorian house lol
Priceless lol
Pranks are marvellous. Only last night whilst walking to the local (mates back from England for the weekend) my mate tried to pick up 20p (two tens) off of the floor and found they were stuck. Some builders had glued the fellas down to amuse themselves whilst they refurbed a beautiful Victorian house lol
Ebonbuddha
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Back when I worked in television we use to play pranks on each other all of the time. While you guys are watching TV, the guys pushing the buttons in Master Control are playing around and doing God knows what. One day we had a live sporting event and the guy running it was notorious for panicking when we had live feeds. So he immediately started calling every number on the list when the game didn’t show up on his satellite 30 minutes early. Which would make sense normally, but the time sheet said the window would open fifteen minutes early because they had to share the satellite coordinates with another event. I was the satellite guy and I told him it was ok. Don’t sweat it. He ignored me and kept franticly calling. So he finally gets a call through at the same time the hotline phone rings. This guy named Larry picks up and sends the poor guy on a wild goose chase looking for a mysterious toggle switch. The got on the air, but the guy never lived down the toggle switch. One of the engineers even put a dummy switch on the board just for him.
There\'s a £2 coin cemented onto the road round the corner from my old primary school that\'s been there for several years now lol I saw on a TV programme once, a guy painted a detailed £10 note onto the paving on a crowded street. He set up a camera to film it. The reactions of people trying to pick it up were priceless lol Even a very old man bent down to try and get it. Very funny indeed
I love it! I work in a busy hospital, so my coworkers and I don\'t always have enough time to carry out elaborate pranks like that one...but the ones we do perform involve medical equipment....
I know there are some other nurses on this list. I\'ll share some of my favs:
1) empty chest tube trocars and pink sponges make great blow darts.
2) Alcohol foam cans and nasal cannuli can be easily strung together to bring Christmas in July.
3) Betadine swabs make great wet willies - for added fun wait till the person is on the phone with a doctor.
4) lancets to the back of the neck really smart!
I know there are some other nurses on this list. I\'ll share some of my favs:
1) empty chest tube trocars and pink sponges make great blow darts.
2) Alcohol foam cans and nasal cannuli can be easily strung together to bring Christmas in July.
3) Betadine swabs make great wet willies - for added fun wait till the person is on the phone with a doctor.
4) lancets to the back of the neck really smart!
I saw part of an episode of Green Wing (a very adult and dark hospital comedy that is extremely funny ), before my parents ushered me upstairs... one of the surgeons was jealous of another guy\'s success in operating. So, mid-operation, to hijack the procedure, the surgeon comes in, and takes the gallbladder out of the patient. The best part is actually post-prank - he\'s about to put it in his pocket when the other guy comes back in - so, to avoid being caught, he swallows the gallbladder! lol Gallbladder\'s where your boddy makes bile too, so I\'m sure it would taste great sliding down your gullet :yes:
), before my parents ushered me upstairs... one of the surgeons was jealous of another guy\'s success in operating. So, mid-operation, to hijack the procedure, the surgeon comes in, and takes the gallbladder out of the patient. The best part is actually post-prank - he\'s about to put it in his pocket when the other guy comes back in - so, to avoid being caught, he swallows the gallbladder! lol Gallbladder\'s where your boddy makes bile too, so I\'m sure it would taste great sliding down your gullet :yes:Torn blue sky
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Ooooo, not to mention painfull!! Bile is really nasty stuff. If you get a gut full of that you will need a skinfull of morphine!
@ Bastercat; Not too sure but are pink sponges those conical things attatched to a plastic rod? Sometimes used to moisten a patients mouth when theyre on nil by mouth? If they are, I agree they\'d make fantastic darts!
@ Bastercat; Not too sure but are pink sponges those conical things attatched to a plastic rod? Sometimes used to moisten a patients mouth when theyre on nil by mouth? If they are, I agree they\'d make fantastic darts!
