Birthday? Birthday!
Goodness it looks like everyone is getting older on me. I guess that I'm going to have too grin and bear it....
So, Happy Birthday old man.
May the the wind be at your back, It's been 70mph around here so it sure is a strong wind , not sure it's at my back.
and the road straight and level. Clearly you've not seen UK roads...
May your hair be thick and stay on your head. So far, so good.
May your stomach stay flat, Damn, too late.
and your muscles taut. Ditto
May you receive much love and smooches from your dearest heart. That's an affirmative.
May money, minis, and chocolate flow to you like the waters of spring fed river. More of a stream at the moment but it is flowing.
So here's to you on this the day of your birth,
Good Luck, God bless, and remember we're all in this together!
Happy Birthday!