Happy Father\'s Day!
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wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Happy Daddy Day......... so who got power tools?
Torn blue sky
New member
I got the old man a bottle of decent vodka and a nice card.
He proceded to devour the vodka with fervour and fell through a door lol
Legend. Happy fathers day old man!
He proceded to devour the vodka with fervour and fell through a door lol
Legend. Happy fathers day old man!
my dad drove down from missouri (800 miles), dragging along two of his old marine buddies. we went down to the mexican joint down the street. ordered one of everything, and emptied their fridge of all the beers. three marines and a flyboy. what a day! i was glad my wife came along- we needed a designated driver. they drove over to the pensacola naval air museum, i took my hangover to work.
i did manage to score a new cordless drill/screwdriver. very nice.
i hope the rest of us dads had a good day! i think i did, i\'m going to check the police blotter later tonight to make sure...
i did manage to score a new cordless drill/screwdriver. very nice.
i hope the rest of us dads had a good day! i think i did, i\'m going to check the police blotter later tonight to make sure...
Necroghast
New member
I was going to go kayaking with my dad as we haven\'t gone at all this year but it rained. So we\'ll go next weekend when the rain lets up. Feels like I\'m back in Scotland with all this rain!
ScottRadom
Shogun of Saskatchewan
I got the greatest gift of all! I didn\'t have to do anything!
Saturday night I went out and got hammered. Like, my early 20\'s hammered. It was a blast, except one thing led to another and I won a bet by doing a sit-up with a truck tire and rim on my upper chest in the parking lot in front of the bar.
Not a good idea for a man of my physique, and even less so after recent abdominal surgery. I didn\'t feel too bad as the beer was taking care of my immediate pain killing needs until the next morning/afternoon. I woke up to my 75lb four year old son jumping on my head and yelling \"HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!\" into my blimp sized brain. As I tried to whack him I noticed the fire in my belly was more then the usual post-awesome hangover rotgut. As my son evaded me and I called to my wife for help and sympathy I got only a fathers day card delivered from about 12 feet away and pitched with uncharacterisitc accuracy from my wife. It was the same card that I was given last year too! I don\'t mean the same type of card, I mean the EXACT same card with the mustard stain from the hamburger\'s I cooked last fathers day.
Then I got to go back to bed with only marginal yelling directed my way and only one shitty diaper thrown into the room from the wife. As I woke up and contemplated going to the hospital my wife showed her love for me by reminding me how much I let down the family by not being a part of fathers day at all. Then I played the \"You don\'t even have a father anymore \'cause he drank himself to death\" card. Success! I was granted EVEN MORE time to spend alone nursing my hangover down stairs in front of the TV with strict fathers day orders to enjoy watching TV until I \"Quit being an asshole and apologize to the whole family.\" So that was about another 4 hours alone time! SWEET!
Another succesful holiday at the Radom house! Can\'t wait till next year, \'cause I threw the fathers day card away and my wife will really have do some thinking about what to get me.
Saturday night I went out and got hammered. Like, my early 20\'s hammered. It was a blast, except one thing led to another and I won a bet by doing a sit-up with a truck tire and rim on my upper chest in the parking lot in front of the bar.
Not a good idea for a man of my physique, and even less so after recent abdominal surgery. I didn\'t feel too bad as the beer was taking care of my immediate pain killing needs until the next morning/afternoon. I woke up to my 75lb four year old son jumping on my head and yelling \"HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!\" into my blimp sized brain. As I tried to whack him I noticed the fire in my belly was more then the usual post-awesome hangover rotgut. As my son evaded me and I called to my wife for help and sympathy I got only a fathers day card delivered from about 12 feet away and pitched with uncharacterisitc accuracy from my wife. It was the same card that I was given last year too! I don\'t mean the same type of card, I mean the EXACT same card with the mustard stain from the hamburger\'s I cooked last fathers day.
Then I got to go back to bed with only marginal yelling directed my way and only one shitty diaper thrown into the room from the wife. As I woke up and contemplated going to the hospital my wife showed her love for me by reminding me how much I let down the family by not being a part of fathers day at all. Then I played the \"You don\'t even have a father anymore \'cause he drank himself to death\" card. Success! I was granted EVEN MORE time to spend alone nursing my hangover down stairs in front of the TV with strict fathers day orders to enjoy watching TV until I \"Quit being an asshole and apologize to the whole family.\" So that was about another 4 hours alone time! SWEET!
Another succesful holiday at the Radom house! Can\'t wait till next year, \'cause I threw the fathers day card away and my wife will really have do some thinking about what to get me.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Scott, Scott, Scott.......my Father is gone, so I\'m giving you \"his\" fathers day hug instead..........of course you still have some major \"I\'m sorry\" suck up to do
