Have we already had this?

[mistamick]

Very strange

 

[frenchkid]

:|~

 

[mistamick]

But have we? It does seem like the sort of thing that would come up. I just can\'t remember if it did!:evil:

 

[Infidel Castro]

We certainly did, but can\'t fault your sentiment Mick. You\'ll be pleased to know that my wife is well, though she does eat the sofa regularly.

 

[mistamick]

Oh right. So maybe I shouldn\'t give you those cushions I was planning to as a wedding present. What a waste of money.

 

[supervike]

Thats baaaaaaad.
But I guess he was horny.

Would you believe beardy?


*hides sheepishly in the corner*

 

[mistamick]

Oh no, I\'ve just set myself up for a stream of bad jokes!!!

 

[War Griffon]

Nothing wrong with sheep but I draw the line with goats.

Reverand is yours wife called Baar Baar Ra as well

 

[Infidel Castro]

Nope, just mutton dressed as mutton lol

 

[mistamick]

Oh yeah, that was it. That guy in Somerset who was arrested for raping a sheep.

 

[Dammekkos2]

Possibly another one of these

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

There\'s more. Zombies etc etc.

 

[Ogrebane]

There are some very strange people out there. I thought my life was a soap opera.... I dont think I\'ll swap mine now, I seem so normal compared to them.

 

[supervike]

Ah nothing like the true dysfunctionalism to make us appreciate what we\'ve got eh?

lol

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Well I hope he enjoys his married life. I guess the one thing he does not have to worry about is his new wife nagging him all the time.

 

[Torn blue sky]

This has to be a winning line in a story if ever I saw one!
~\"When I asked him: \'What are you doing there?\', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up\". ~


lollol I bet he didn\'t even blink when he said that.

 

[Dammekkos2]

Hopefully he\'ll have a happy marraige and a few \'kids\'.

 

[AinuLainour]

It said that they were still together hahaha lol

 

[funnymouth]

holy crap! that lion killed 28 of the fighters! my god that must have been a small bloodbath - i cant believe that the cambodian government allowed the fight to occur, and even made money from it. the lion must have had fun.....but sh!t.... i cant believe it....lion midget fight..


wait a tic.....at the top it says the article was a fake! lol
damn, and i was going to look for a bootleg...:twisted:

 

[farseerlum]

so is he aloowed to eat his wife now or what?

 

[mistamick]

I\'m not sure. He\'d probably be sent to jail for murder and cannibalism.