I was at a party last night, there was a cask of bitter, and my friend had some really good Bourbon and port. Mmmmmmm, drink.
He got wasted on red bull and vodka, and provided the nights entertainment by falling over all the time. There was one person trying to steady him and a crowd videoing the antics.

One of my classier drunken moments involved doing a human slinky down the stairs, I even managed to go round a bend in the stairs, pretty amazing considering I was doing it because I was too drunk to stand up and walk down the stairs...

He got wasted on red bull and vodka, and provided the nights entertainment by falling over all the time. There was one person trying to steady him and a crowd videoing the antics.
One of my classier drunken moments involved doing a human slinky down the stairs, I even managed to go round a bend in the stairs, pretty amazing considering I was doing it because I was too drunk to stand up and walk down the stairs...