Here we go again....

[Legacy Account]

Somebody shoot Glen McGrath. Or break his ankles. Or wrist. Anything.

Just bring the humiliation to an end....

 

[Medved]

not sure what you mean scott, but its all going off in london again. looks like we have some copycat bombers

 

[Legacy Account]

The Ashes...

As for those muppets in London - I\'ll wager it\'s a bunch of morons setting off big fireworks or theatrical maroons...

Edit: Looks like it was a botched proper attempt. At least the roz have got all the explosives and equipment for forensics.

 

[Klute]

ENGLAND paceman Steve Harmison produced a brilliant spell of four for 17 in 14 balls as Australia were bowled out for 190 on the opening day of the first Ashes Test at Lord\'s.


Miracles can happen.

 

[Legacy Account]

Yeah, then McGrath came out and took 5 wickets for 16 runs in 10 overs. He utterly destroyed our top end...

Close of play England were 92 for 7, Aussies 190 all out.

Bummer. Entertaining mind.

 

[Klute]

Originally posted by Klute
Miracles can happen.

Not often though

 

[Orb]

That was painful - the morning looking so promising.............even started dreaming.........

looked so very bleak at one stage. still bad but not 50 all out; looked like that at one stage.

 

[Dr Sanch]

If I were one of Englands bowlers i\'d want to beat the c**p out of the batsmen. You bowl the Aussies out for 190, cut Ponting open, smack a few heads and then as a reward your Batsmen decide to play like a bunch of muppets.

Desktop Richie kept me informed at work and I was so happy mid afternoon, till after tea when he kept popping up telling me another batsman was out.

 

[freakinacage]

what a bunch of cack. dont follow the cricket generally but spent the day in town with my mate who loves it. cought glimpses of the score. 25 for 5 wtf? and they did so well when they were fielding

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by freakinacage
what a bunch of cack. dont follow the cricket generally but spent the day in town with my mate who loves it. cought glimpses of the score. 25 for 5 wtf? and they did so well when they were fielding

Oh, they were talking about cricket????
I thought those were insects?

 

[Trevor]

...on my own, going down the only road I\'ve ever known, like a drifter born to walk alone...

 

[Infidel Castro]

*cue gruff Yorkshire accent*

Absolute shite! My grandmother could do better than that lot! I\'m ashamed to be called an Englishman which is why i call myself a Yorkshireman - a class apart! Aye, cricket is for southern softies these days...and why is there a Taff in the team? Or one and a half Taffs with Geraint Jones in there. Bloody Welsh bringing us down...blah blah blah.

*fades*

There\'s a lot of mileage in this one yet you boys, so don\'t worry yourselves unduly. One half-decent stand with Pietersen and it\'ll be evens. No matter how bad things seem right now, you can\'t be any worse than the County Championship whipping boys Glamorgan lol We\'re shit

A peculiar thing cricket, when some of our boys play for your boys. What\'s it all about?

 

[Legacy Account]

I know! Bloody South Africans in the side too. The Ashes - Australia vs The Rest of the World at this rate. Still, it saves the Welsh the humiliation of fielding a team in such an unmanly sport...

Still, we\'d have a chimp in the team if it bowled like McGrath. I reckon we need to do some serious bodyline bowling to him when he\'s batting. Shatter an elbow or an arm....lol

 

[Infidel Castro]

Ah, the Corinthian spirit is alive and well lol

 

[Legacy Account]

Sod that, he\'s an Australian cricketer. I\'d personally have him used as an archery target!

Wayhey! Good old taffs and South African boy wonder got us some much needed runs! Only 35 behind. Let\'s see if we can send any more Aussies to see their plastic surgeons!

 

[Modderrhu]

Give him back, you bastards! The last English tour in South Africa saw South Africa beating South Africa. Pieterson is ours... dammit. :~(

McGrath is easing over the hill, Shaney Boy has lost it, and the rest of the Aussie cricket team might as well be using walkers. They\'re an experienced bunch, but they\'re old men now. In a couple of years, they\'ll be swatted by Bangladesh. Revenge will be sweet, me hearties, revenge will be sweet.

 

[Legacy Account]

You got no chance! We\'re keeping him! Best lad to come over here since Lamby!

 

[Legacy Account]

Cricket is going badly.

Terrorist suspect shot dead on the tube in London. Scary stuff - 4 other guys \'on the run\'. Hopefully they\'ll get some of the same treatment...

 

[Modderrhu]

For their sakes, they\'d better get the same treatment, then they will be spared the interrogation. For everyone else\'s sakes, let\'s hope they\'re caught alive - dead men can\'t sing.

 

[ipaintminis]

I am SO confused.