Hey UK - Is this for real
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Sonnyslayer
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dont you get hair growth on your hands if you do that? ???
provoke me
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a bit odd....
now the real question is, who here would participate? lol
now the real question is, who here would participate? lol
DrEvilmonki
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Hang on I will check. Nope my palms are bald!lol
Torn blue sky
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Oh,Yeah, Fantastic. I\'ll just drop everything to go and hang out with a bunch of Wan*ers! As if there arent\' enough where I live! lol
james sequeira
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its crazy :drunk:
Infidel Castro
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I did it last night FOR FREE! Who\'s laughing now 
EDIT - I\'ve changed this post because I can see that people are setting me straight about it.
Just hear my last view on this. GREAT - because it is helping those who need it, and sure as Ritual said, no one is forced to, but it is there for a good cause.
This morning I went into this thread and read all the posts before clicking the link, having no idea what it was about. My first view on it wasn\'t the greatest because I didn\'t really expect it. But know I\'ve woken up abit I can see how it could help people. I\'m all for good causes, but I was just a bit baffled when I clicked the link when I was half asleep. Apologies.
Just hear my last view on this. GREAT - because it is helping those who need it, and sure as Ritual said, no one is forced to, but it is there for a good cause.
This morning I went into this thread and read all the posts before clicking the link, having no idea what it was about. My first view on it wasn\'t the greatest because I didn\'t really expect it. But know I\'ve woken up abit I can see how it could help people. I\'m all for good causes, but I was just a bit baffled when I clicked the link when I was half asleep. Apologies.
No Such Agency
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(trombone noise)Wa waaaaaa...Originally posted by reverend
I did it last night FOR FREE! Who\'s laughing now
It\'s certainly an innovative idea, and no doubt it will upset certain backwards religious types who view it as sinful. But since those same people are constantly fighting against sexual health initiatives of any kind anyway... screw em. I say grease up and go for it, I hope they raise millions. Praying won\'t cure AIDS (I\'m not bashing religion, just \"those\" types who use it as a hammer).
Torn blue sky
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...I\'m pretty sure the cleaners won\'t share the same enthusiasm. :|~
Infidel Castro
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Are you being serious?
Torn blue sky
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Come to think of it , thats like saying having a baby\'s wrong... It\'s a totally natural thing.
And if monkeys can do it then so can we damnit...i\'m Not being upstaged by a monkey!
Although it has been known to happen in the past.
* EE-OO-AAA-EE-EE *
...Quiet you!...
And if monkeys can do it then so can we damnit...i\'m Not being upstaged by a monkey!
Although it has been known to happen in the past.
* EE-OO-AAA-EE-EE *
...Quiet you!...
Orb
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Well, it was inspired by Americans........!!!
I like the sponsorship deals...........pay per orgasm or per minute that one can be staved off!!!!! The current record holder apparently went for 8 1/2 hours........
It\'s a good thing..........for the right reasons
And of course, Channel 4 are their making a documentary.......
I like the sponsorship deals...........pay per orgasm or per minute that one can be staved off!!!!! The current record holder apparently went for 8 1/2 hours........
It\'s a good thing..........for the right reasons
And of course, Channel 4 are their making a documentary.......
Ok, I\'ve changed my post. Please don\'t flame me any more, I\'ve said sorry. I do like doing things for good causes, I just didn\'t really expect that eating breakfast. I think people took it the wrong way, I was just warning that the link should have been taken off so other people didn\'t read it having breakfast. I hope people haven\'t lost respect for me. But for now, I\'m not going to post in this thread. Cya around in another post.
I hope people haven\'t lost respect for me. But for now, I\'m not going to post in this thread. Cya around in another post.Anyone remember Ivor Biggun?
The Winker\'s Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker\'s Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist
My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that\'s why I fell in love with my right hand.
And that\'s why
(Chorus)
I\'m a wanker, I\'m a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I\'m a wanker, I\'m a wanker
and I\'m always pulling my pud\'.
I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It\'s cheap and convenient, you can\'t catch VD.
It\'s available at any time and it\'s absolutely free.
And that\'s why
(Repeat Chorus)
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I\'ve got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I\'m going blind.
I\'ve wanked over Italy, I\'ve wanked over Spain.
I\'ve wanked in an omnibus, I\'ve even had a wank in a train.
I\'ve used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that\'s why
(Repeat Chorus)
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I\'ve got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I\'m going blind.
The Winker\'s Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker\'s Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist
My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that\'s why I fell in love with my right hand.
And that\'s why
(Chorus)
I\'m a wanker, I\'m a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I\'m a wanker, I\'m a wanker
and I\'m always pulling my pud\'.
I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It\'s cheap and convenient, you can\'t catch VD.
It\'s available at any time and it\'s absolutely free.
And that\'s why
(Repeat Chorus)
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I\'ve got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I\'m going blind.
I\'ve wanked over Italy, I\'ve wanked over Spain.
I\'ve wanked in an omnibus, I\'ve even had a wank in a train.
I\'ve used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that\'s why
(Repeat Chorus)
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I\'ve got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I\'m going blind.
No Such Agency
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Ah, I just figured you weren\'t crazy about the idea of doing it in large public groups
