How do you sculpt a flowing mullet of a haircut.
- Thread starter Talonicus
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Sculpting a Mullet?
Well I\'m no sculptor, but I expect you will need the following:
A six pack (preferably Papst Blue Ribbon or Miller. Coors works well too). Be sure to leave 1/3 of each can or bottle full when you start the next; it\'s not cool to actually finish off a brew.
One cassette tape. (Don\'t cheat and try using a CD now!) Options include a variety of assorted 80s rock and country from any era. Extra points for Journey, Lynard Skynard, or Foghat.
You should ensure that you have a condom ring worn well into the outside of your wallet. (Note: This condom is for show; it is NOT for sex. See instructions on proper storage for any condoms intended for live action in the trenches ...so to speak.)
A pack of cigarrettes, any brand, but be sure to display them properly at all times. (tucked in the shirt-sleave works well.)
One Muscle Car from the previous decade (that would be the 70s now, because your sculpture will be living in the 80s you know). You get demerit points if it actually works well enough to race it though.
One T-Shirt, preferably a Wife-Beater, but any variety will do when imprinted with the words, \"Disco Sucks!\" Extra points if you also have at least 1 disco tape hidden somewhere in your muscle car.
Okay with all these materials and a little green stuff, your in the mullet zone. But I\'m just a spiritual advisor to the 80s bound; actual sculpting advice will hopefully arrive in the form of someone who actully knows what they are doing.
Good luck!
Well I\'m no sculptor, but I expect you will need the following:
A six pack (preferably Papst Blue Ribbon or Miller. Coors works well too). Be sure to leave 1/3 of each can or bottle full when you start the next; it\'s not cool to actually finish off a brew.
One cassette tape. (Don\'t cheat and try using a CD now!) Options include a variety of assorted 80s rock and country from any era. Extra points for Journey, Lynard Skynard, or Foghat.
You should ensure that you have a condom ring worn well into the outside of your wallet. (Note: This condom is for show; it is NOT for sex. See instructions on proper storage for any condoms intended for live action in the trenches ...so to speak.)
A pack of cigarrettes, any brand, but be sure to display them properly at all times. (tucked in the shirt-sleave works well.)
One Muscle Car from the previous decade (that would be the 70s now, because your sculpture will be living in the 80s you know). You get demerit points if it actually works well enough to race it though.
One T-Shirt, preferably a Wife-Beater, but any variety will do when imprinted with the words, \"Disco Sucks!\" Extra points if you also have at least 1 disco tape hidden somewhere in your muscle car.
Okay with all these materials and a little green stuff, your in the mullet zone. But I\'m just a spiritual advisor to the 80s bound; actual sculpting advice will hopefully arrive in the form of someone who actully knows what they are doing.
Good luck!
