How Old Are You?

[Errex]

35, still. It was kind of a let down reaching 33 and not have an Ascension Party, though...

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by Errex
35, still. It was kind of a let down reaching 33 and not have an Ascension Party, though...

lol No ego problems here lol

 

[johnboyjjb]

Originally posted by finn17

Originally posted by steelcult
@Nomis - Metrosexual - An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

Just like all of us CMONers eh?

.....eh?

P\'raps notlol

Would the opposite be a rural-sexual? And if you were in between would you be an urban sexual?

I\'m now 22 to get back on topic

 

[frenchkid]

Happy birthday freakinacage!!! And sorry if I\'m one day late :innocent:

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by johnboyjjb
[Would the opposite be a rural-sexual? And if you were in between would you be an urban sexual?

Well, not exactly.

A rural-sexual is someone who spends an inordinate amount of time and/or money on their sheep lol
And an urban-sexual is someone who spends a lot of time extracting money from his ho\'s

 

[Dragonsreach]

Mouse:

sheck!! Dragonreach...i didn\'t know you have a sense of humor!!

Of course I have a sense of humour I live in Britain don\'t I? Just look to our politicians, television network, road/railway infrastructure, education system...........etc...etc...etc...

 

[wiccanpony]

start them young!

ok, if I’m one of the oldest warhorses stomping around, who’s that lone 10 or less. Step forward so I can see you..you know we old folks have bad eyesight.:flip:

 

[Dedwrekka]

16 going on 17, and if anyone starts singing that darn song from the sound of music I\'ll post a really bad mini and say they painted it.

Gaparilla [sp?] Days! I went to them when I was a wee child NO! It wasn\'t the Original landing of the pirates

No, I would never make that joke. After all you where still caught up in the excitement about the comeing war of 1812 by then.

 

[Dedwrekka]

The main difference between male age and female age:

Man walks through life enjoying himself, and eating many bannannas, occasionally slipping on one and moveing too fast forward or backwards.

Woman has enough sence to put superglue on the bottom of her shoes.

 

[DennisMech]

Originally posted by Dedwrekka
16 going on 17,

Pooflinger! I just spent ages trying to find out where you had said your age, and 5 minutes after giving up you post it! Typical....

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by Dedwrekka

Gaparilla [sp?] Days! I went to them when I was a wee child NO! It wasn\'t the Original landing of the pirates

No, I would never make that joke. After all you where still caught up in the excitement about the comeing war of 1812 by then.

Yeah, but on what side?

 

[BoBzz]

Anyone know how old Chrispy is?
I notice he has yet to grace us with the answer himself.

 

[dauber22]

Taunt me, will you?

Originally posted by Dedwrekka
16 going on 17, and if anyone starts singing that darn song from the sound of music I\'ll post a really bad mini and say they painted it.

Sixteen Going on Seventeen

Rolf:
You wait, little girl, on an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on
Your life, little girl, is an empty page
That men will want to write on
Liesl:
To write on

Rolf:
You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it\'s time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you\'re on the brink

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads and rogues and cads
Will offer you food and wine

Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older an wiser
Telling you what to do
I am seventeen going on eighteen
I\'ll take care of you

Liesl:
I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I\'m naive
Fellows I meet may tell me I\'m sweet
And willingly I believe

I am sixteen going on seventeen
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken

I need someone older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are seventeen going on eighteen
I\'ll depend on you


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Sixteen Going on Seventeen


Maria:
You are sixteen going on seventeen
Waiting for life to start
Somebody kind who touches your mind
Will suddenly touch your heart

Liesl:
When that happens, after it happens
Nothing is quite the same
Somehow I know I\'ll jump up and go
If ever he calls my name

Maria:
Gone are your old ideas of life
The old ideas grow dim
Lo and behold you\'re someone\'s wife
And you belong to him

You may think this kind of adventure
Never may come to you
Darling sixteen going on seventeen
Wait a year . . .
Liesl:
I\'ll wait a year . . .
Maria:
Just wait a year . . .
Maria and Liesl:
Or two

 

[Calavera]

Originally posted by BoBzz
Anyone know how old Chrispy is?
I notice he has yet to grace us with the answer himself.

He\'s twenty..