How to be a man.....

[BrianFowler713]

Darthfoley told everybody to drop the topic, ED

You accused Canada of smuggling terrorists into the U.S. and what\'s more insulting, of never helping any country in need.

You can call Canada an evil empire of pot smoking eskimos trying to subvert American values with legalized gay marriages and annoying pop tarts like Shania Twain and Avril Lavigne all you want.
But the second you say we sit on our asses when other countries need help you done cross the line. :moon:

 

[finn17]

*Ahem*

Perhaps you pair would \'take it outside\'..
Swap email addresses, PM each other or something.....

I\'ve got better things to do with my time than keep closing threads, especially ones that would be amusing without the personal battles, but if that is what it takes....

 

[ipaintminis]

you know, somewhere on this computer i have the 10 reasons its great to be a woman....maybe i should go find them.

 

[finn17]

Yes! Please do.....

Originally posted by ipaintminis
you know, somewhere on this computer i have the 10 reasons its great to be a woman....maybe i should go find them.

It would make a welcome change:flip:

 

[Evil Dave]

As you can see Finn, I was merely answering
to No Such Agency.
I respect and agree with your call to close the previous thread, however, wish it had been made sooner.

 

[ipaintminis]

WHY IT\'S GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. We\'ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a
computer game.
4. Taxis stop for us.
5. We don\'t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
6. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
7. We don\'t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
9. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

i also found one with 50 reasons....but 10 works for now.

 

[BrianFowler713]

6. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo

Never say Ever. Trust me you\'ll regret it sooner or later.

 

[finn17]

LOL

Nice one Becca.

That number 3 makes me wince...

 

[ipaintminis]

Originally posted by BrianFowler713
Wanna bet? Look up the \"Reverse Thong\"

but do women swim in that?

nope! lol

 

[BrianFowler713]

And on the topic of speedos...

Maybe you\'re just seeing them on the wrong men. If someone like Rush Limbagh wears a speedo on the beach I understand your horror. But I know you\'d sing a different tune if the speedo wearer looked more like Scott Speedman or Orlando Bloom.

 

[BrianFowler713]

3. We\'ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Really? Not even Link from the Legend of Zelda?

 

[ipaintminis]

welll, spedos are gross, but i guess if the person whereing them were attractive enough for a speedo it would be ok...but still, speedos are gross


and no....link in zelda lol

and if you think that theres not enough, i have one with the 50 reasons its great to be a woman...dont make me post it!!!!

 

[frenchkid]

Nice one becca
I had a firend of mine who showed me a 100 reasons to be a girl. Had quit a laugh out of it but I\'m not convinced

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by ipaintminis

WHY IT\'S GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. We\'ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a
computer game.
4. Taxis stop for us.
5. We don\'t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
6. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
7. We don\'t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
9. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

i also found one with 50 reasons....but 10 works for now.

\"Right On Sister!!!\":flip::flip:

 

[BrianFowler713]

and no....link in zelda

Oh come on, You really expect me to believe you\'ve never lusted after Link?

I\'ve been to Elfwood. And female Linkphiles are everywhere here. Along with Potterphiles and Angelphiles and girls who for some reason refer to Orlando Bloom as \"My Precious\" :|~

Anyways, to get even more off topic if you\'ve never been there check it out. You do have to wade through a LOT of galleries by little girls but it\'s worth it to see the good stuff.

 

[ipaintminis]

i think orlando bloom is disgusting, as a person, as and elf...hes not half bad,

i cant stand all those harry potter lovers, i loved the books, the movies are awesome but i dont write i heart potter all over my stuff.

if i had to say itd have to be haden chrystiansan from the second starwars movie...

but definatly not link from zeldalol

 

[Badkarma1354]

In Texas to be a man you have to tell any pretty lady brave enough to put on your cowboy hat that if she wears the hat she has to ride the cowboy. They generally proceed to slap you, so you should be intoxicated before trying this.lol

 

[DarkStar]

Originally posted by ipaintminis

WHY IT\'S GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
9. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

I don\'t know about that one, did you watch the American Female Beach Volleyball team during the Olympics?
They played more grab-ass than volleyball!
Frankly I don\'t blame \'em. :innocent:

 

[darthfoley]

Originally posted by ipaintminis

WHY IT\'S GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. We\'ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a
computer game.
4. Taxis stop for us.
5. We don\'t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
6. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
7. We don\'t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
9. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

1. Only if you were rich. More first class men survived than third class women (or children, for that matter).

2. Yes, but you will also on occasion actually *have* one of those mysterious gynecological disorders. The worst we might have is a kidney stone (bad enough!)

3. See previous references to Link, Legolas, Aragorn etc.

4. Same here.

5. Reference the early 90\'s rap song by Jesse Jaymes - \'She Shook It Like a White Girl\'

6. Yeah, this one I got nothing for.

7. We don\'t *have* to...but farts are funny!

8. If we were at the beach, we\'d know you hadn\'t shaved.

9. Congratulate them for what? Not throwing like a girl?

 

[ipaintminis]

well....i say!

1 Free movies
2 New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
3 You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.
4 If you have sex with someone and don\'t call them the next day, you\'re not the devil.
5 If you have to be home in time for (fill in a girl type show, i.e. friends), you can say so, out loud.
6 You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
7 Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
8 It\'s possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
9 Brad Pitt.
10 No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
11 If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
12 You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
13 If you\'re dumb, some people will find it cute.
14 You have the ability to dress yourself.
15 You have an excuse to be really really mean at least once a month.
16 You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
17 You\'ll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
18 Your friends won\'t think you\'re weird if you ask whether there\'s spinach in your teeth.
19 There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
20 You\'ve never had a goatee.
21 You\'ll never regret piercing your ears.
22 You\'ll never discover you\'ve been duped by a Wonderbra.
23 You don\'t have hair on your back.

lol you forced me...