Humans evolving faster

Ebonbuddha

Active member
Oh yeah. Longshot\'s ability. I want that one too. I need it and Powerball ticket.

Originally posted by squidders
Nice!

I remember the old Red Dwarf episode too where they had a luck virus.
 
Oh the local Creationists must be hopping mad over this one http://www.creationmuseum.org/

Humans plain and simple Don\'t Evolve if you ask them..LOL

Anyhoo I want the ability to fly!
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by lizcam
I want to be able to read and control minds and be able to teleport. Then I can flirt without typing and be able to high-tail it fast when I go too far
You already have. It\'s called being a woman.;):Dlol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: looks all the good powers are taken.....so I\'ll have Circe\'s power of turning men into beasts :twisted::twisted::twisted:;)
 

Roger Bunting

New member
I think I\'d like to have no powers. I\'ll be called Normal Man. The rest of the world are all superheroes and would have to save me from all kinds of dangers.

There was a cartoon which had that in at some point, but I can\'t remember what it was.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I think I\'d like to have no powers. I\'ll be called Normal Man. The rest of the world are all superheroes and would have to save me from all kinds of dangers.

There was a cartoon which had that in at some point, but I can\'t remember what it was.

:rolleyes::D yes, I can see it now....... superheroes fighting to save you from paper cuts, cat scratches and bad hair days ;)lollollol
 

Dragonsreach

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Staff member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:rolleyes: looks all the good powers are taken.....so I\'ll have Circe\'s power of turning men into beasts :twisted::twisted::twisted:;)
Please see my previous response to Lizcam. :D
 

Modderrhu

New member
Just call me Zeus. :)

I\'ll strike with lightning, I\'ll strike with fire. I\'ll turn myself into Donna\'s beast, and turn myself back. My mansion shall be in Olympus, and you mortals would all worship me. I\'ll seduce any bit of fluff I please.

Only one problem: how to deal with Hera. lol
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by squidders
Nice!

I remember the old Red Dwarf episode too where they had a luck virus.

yeah that was a classic! i\'d lke to be lucky too, thats cover all bases really!
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Hmm...many of you don\'t seem to realize how evolution works.

WE don\'t get the \'mutations\' it will be our kids and thier kids....


SO, the powers we really should be hoping for are the ability to

\"take care of your elderly parents\"

\"become rich and famous so Granddad Vike can retire early\'\'

I\'ll take that over claws anyday!!
 

fieldarchy

New member
you just had to throw the realism in there and kill the buzz about acquiring mutations vike!

well if I have kids and they have mutations I wish they have the following:

The No Talking Back Gene
The Always Have a Clean Room Gene
Be Considerate of Others Gene
Super Student Gene

Ok I\'ll settle for them having those four. :D
 

Talion

New member
When my Mrs was born she had Six working fingers on each hand and Six working toes on each foot

She had the extra ones removed just after birth. But if my kids have them, I\'m going to keep the extra bits.........and open up a school for mutants.

and call them the Y-Men or Y-Fronts depends.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Wooo I dunno man \'Y-Men\' is a bit dodgy on the PC front! Better stick with \'Y-Fronts\' ...But that might offend people...

OH my head aches
 
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