I am baking for my woman. Oh yes there will be dough.

[Rigged4Mini]

In the 2 years...or 3, I think, that we have been together, about the only thing I really made were scrambled eggs for her... which she didn’t like. I like mine runny...she likes hers hard or the opposite of runny...incapaciated.

Today I spent about 40 minutes looking at the CMON gallery. And I thought about baking her something she would like. And I would love... Banana Bread...

I have already purchased the necessary ingredients and the mixture is well on its way in the oven. The recipe said it will be completed when the toothpick is all the way out.
(I use toothpicks for moving paint, so I put a piece of balsa wood instead)

Baking is a very non-big issue in my life. I believe men were put on this earth to hunt, make war, procreate, and do unexplainable stupid shit.

Baking, dancing, interior design, and anything else that makes a man a lady is strickly against my beliefs.

Why do I bake, you ask? Because my girlfriend wants me to go out dancing with her tonight...that’s why...

Oh yes, there will be dough.

 

[darthfoley]

Good luck on the \'rising\'. lol

 

[freakinacage]

have fun! i have always found cooking to be quite relaxing and enjoyable

 

[lizcam]

um....am I to understand you actually put a piece of wood in the dough?

??? Because that\'s a bad thing. You\'re supposed to TEST the dough with a tooth pick in the center of the loaf. If it comes out clean it\'s done. please don\'t eat the wood.

 

[matty1001]

The wood will burn unless it has been soaked for about 24hrs in water lol

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by lizcam
please don\'t eat the wood.

[opens mouth in preparation of commentary]
[shakes head]
Naw, just WAY TOO easy
[wanders off]

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by dauber22

Originally posted by lizcam
please don\'t eat the wood.

[opens mouth in preparation of commentary]
[shakes head]
Naw, just WAY TOO easy
[wanders off]

You\'re a bad bad man

 

[Rigged4Mini]

Something went wrong..theres like a crater running down the center of the bread.. looks like someone slashed its trought.

Tastes good. LOL went to the store..bought everything except milk! HAHAHAH

 

[Bengoodall]

What you wanna do is take your cooking tins, head to the store, find a loaf that fits one, but that, stick that in the oven, let her see it in there, and heating, and then take it out and claim it as your own.


Now liz, wheres my lap dance, Im an even worse man :twisted:

 

[DaN]

You know the saying \"The way to a man\'s heart is through his stomach\" ... ?

I think it\'s even more true for women!
Trust me - she\'ll appreciate it

Even if it goes tits up

 

[Bengoodall]

I hate to say it, and with all due respect and everything, but I think the idea is it does go all tits uplol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Rigged4Mini
Something went wrong..theres like a crater running down the center of the bread.. looks like someone slashed its trought.

Tastes good. LOL went to the store..bought everything except milk! HAHAHAH

Nothing went wrong, most moist banana bread will crack down the center..one sign that it\'s done....trust me and over 50 years of cooking :beer:

 

[Bengoodall]

You dont cook, you throw bits of dead animals in a bubbling cauldron and stir it cackling wildly.

(sorry, please done hurt me)

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Bengoodall
You dont cook, you throw bits of dead animals in a bubbling cauldron and stir it cackling wildly.

(sorry, please done hurt me)

I beg your pardon....... I throw bits of still living animals in a bubbling cauldron, I\'m that kind of witch!... cackling wildly, ok I do that lol

checking Ben\'s post count... hummm.. only a matter of time, my little succulent future Mop Boy, only a matter of time..Bahahahahahah!!!!:twisted:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Bengoodall
What you wanna do is take your cooking tins, head to the store, find a loaf that fits one, but that, stick that in the oven, let her see it in there, and heating, and then take it out and claim it as your own.


Now liz, wheres my lap dance, Im an even worse man :twisted:

When did I ever promise you a lap dance? I save those for the REALLYREALLYREALLY bad boys!

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Rigged4Mini
Baking, dancing, interior design, and anything else that makes a man a lady is strickly against my beliefs.

Obviously not a follower of the Heinlien Philosophy that a man should be capable of attempting and learning as many skills as possible.

 

[Bengoodall]

I am though, but theres only so many times the fire brigade will put my house out.

Liz, I am a terrible terrible man, I once ruined my brothers bag of cornflakes by pouring pepper in it.

And wiccan, you know now Im gonna delete this account and get a new one

 

[No Such Agency]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Obviously not a follower of the Heinlien Philosophy that a man should be capable of attempting and learning as many skills as possible.

Heinlein kind of overdid it, though. His list was about 100 items longer, each of which would take months to years to master... Heinlein was kind of a \"quirky\" guy.

But banana bread? That\'s a good start. Try muffins next, they\'re easy.

 

[airhead]

No baking at my house until October. The poor air conditioner has all it needs right now without the oven on. This time of year we do most of our cooking on the grill on the patio.