i am going to paris

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DaN

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Paris eh? Gendarmarie...?
Oohhh yeah...
I was a Gendarme y\'know... Yeah...

35 years, man and boy...
It\'s a hard life...
Boules in the morning, followed by a liesurely lunch, and bit of walking around being haughty, then maybe a croissant, and then a nice sit down, then back to the station for a gruelling sleep.
 
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Torn blue sky

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I hate to say Iv\'e had similar experiences in france to krom, save the bike chases, arrests and ninja antics.
I think it\'s dependant on where you go (areawise)...We got a bit lost, asking strangers for help was a bad idea...
 
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matty1001

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We got lost in Rome, i decieded to ask one of the \'locals\' where to go. My Italian is good enough to grasp the basics of directions and manners, but unluckily we managed to ask the one non-English speaking local, so i managed to get a mouthful of Italian that i had never heard, and lots of crazy hand flapping! lol
 
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Torn blue sky

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Yeah, that one of the \"Nod slowly and back off\" scenarios. Although its a double edged sword ;)
I find it amusing to wave and smile at the show offy types and say (insert favoured insult here).
 
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AinuLainour

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Originally posted by No Such Agency
paris-hilton.jpg
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Ah! Paris clone m1289. The one with the different facial expression. This was very useful in the re-make of House of Wax.
 
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demonherald

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On a serious note some areas of Paris are definitely to be avoided.. There are conflicts between the parisians and the moroccan French...We were in a bar wher two gangs faced up and two of the guys from said gangs squared up and one proceeded to slit the other\'s throat there in the bar..Not the best experience ever....
 
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freakinacage

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i\'m back!! i shall start another thread with details and the pics. bear with me i don\'t have many but i need my laptop to upload them
 
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Torn blue sky

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Your alive! My prayers guided you home!
Just as well you never read this on holiday man. I hear france is bad news man BAD NEWS! Krom was a ninja and went Segal on a motorbike! He was all like \"HYA!..Bitch!\" and totally kicked a guy!
People say it smells of pee too! Man thats nasty:~(.
And there was a crazy ass west side story episode where a guy got his throat cut!
I blame the parents! Leaving wine all over the place is baaaaad mojo! I feel dizzy, exuse moi... :|~
 
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freakinacage

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Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Your alive! My prayers guided you home!
Just as well you never read this on holiday man. I hear france is bad news man BAD NEWS! Krom was a ninja and went Segal on a motorbike! He was all like \"HYA!..Bitch!\" and totally kicked a guy!
People say it smells of pee too! Man thats nasty:~(.
And there was a crazy ass west side story episode where a guy got his throat cut!
I blame the parents! Leaving wine all over the place is baaaaad mojo! I feel dizzy, exuse moi... :|~
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i wish i had just read that synopsis. much quicker and made me laugh
 
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krom1415

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Hi romain, no offence ment by our silly ramblings, even if my story is true. I for one love France, and would love to live there. I\'m sure if we were talking about London, as much silliness would come out again :D

Oh by the way your a great painter as well.
 
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fix

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Demonherald write:
On a serious note some areas of Paris are definitely to be avoided.. There are conflicts between the parisians and the moroccan French...We were in a bar wher two gangs faced up and two of the guys from said gangs squared up and one proceeded to slit the other\'s throat there in the bar..Not the best experience ever.... do or do not.......there is no try......




This summer,visiting Canada (5 longs travels in this fabulous country), i\'ve seen the same conflicts in vancouver, not moroccan but probably Pakistani againts whites (skinhead?).
I have seen, after in Gastown a lot of junkies, doped men, very dangerous no?
and no police to protect the tourists...
In fact, the same problems in every big town in the world, in France, in USA, in Great Britain,...
So, have a good french bashing and good night.

Fix from France Côte d\'Azur
 
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krom1415

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Hi fix,
I for one am sorry if you think this thread to be anti-French.
I dont think there is any French bashing going on here, its just silly banter, and stories told of experiences had.
I would like to direct you to this thread on the forums, here you will see exactly the same thing about the UK.

http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=16167&page=1
 
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Torn blue sky

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Yeah I generally talk a load of bollocks, no one pays attention to me anyway, I\'m the unloved runt of the litter...Well I huess freakinacage did...
Glad to be of service, I\'m a pro synopsiser :D *proud*
 
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