I guess an introduction\'s overdue.

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finn17

New member
Heh...

I am only responding to that because it is also an opportunity to celebrate all the regular female members we have that also increases the distance between ourselves and total nurdism:D:flip:
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
keep going....

Total Nurdism keeps appearing in my rear view mirror.....

OBJECTS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Keep giving us some distance Steve!!
 
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Nelson

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Ummm.......Guys, I hate to burst the bubble here, but it\'s gonna take alot more than a few lewd jokes and some female members to draw us back from the brink....

Which is why I vote to include strippers and and beer at any offical CMON meetings.....

Who\'s underage!?? Not me!!
 
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Nomis

New member
Originally posted by Confessor Townsend
Why is it that a lot of these threads seem to end with innudendo(sic), BDSM and/or food themes? ;)
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It is an effort but we\'ll get there in the end:D
 
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finn17

New member
Errr....

Originally posted by Nelson
Ummm.......Guys, I hate to burst the bubble but...
Which is why I vote to include strippers and and beer at any offical CMON meetings.....
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Having been to last years GamesDay (I still can\'t get the smell out of my sinuses) Might I suggest that alcohol is a given. At last years GD I was rat-arsed when I arrived, I re-charged my rat-arsedness at midday and had a good snorter on my way out:D.
Strippers...hmmm...only in the brakefluid/detol/simplegreen sense. :flip:
Strippers/lapdancers etc are something you have to practice with. It took me about a year of going every Thursday and Friday lunchtime to a pub with strippers before I could even fake nonchalance:D
Besides, who coud concentrate on strippers whilst Tooshy played with her molegrips:eek:
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

New member
Originally posted by finn17
[Besides, who coud concentrate on strippers whilst Tooshy played with her molegrips:eek:
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You had to bring up the damn mole grips, didnt you Finn - now she\'ll go dust them off and oil em up. :D
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Molegrips?

OK, did a quick google for \"molegrip\" came up with carpenter\'s clamps, falconry item and microbrew beer. Or did I miss it? Is this one of those Brit things like \"tea and biscuits\"? WTF is a Molegrip???
 
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finn17

New member
Tooshy\'s favourite tool (next to the sniper\'s rifle)

mole.gif


Not only do they give a huge mechanical advantage to the \'squeeze\', but a flip of the lever locks them in position:eek:
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
what a tool...

We call those VICE grips here in the states....

Not sure where the MOLE part comes in though....???

Although it looks like they say MOLE right on the jaws there....Is that the name brand??
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
oh, now I see...

Sort of a \"built in instruction manual\"

Very clever....


Now, how do you get the mole to sit still long enough????

lol
 
tooshy

tooshy

Active member
*cough*

Did someone mention molegrips ??? Mine have been laid up in the shed, but now the evenings are starting to get longer, I think they should be brought out of retirement, given a spring clean and thoroughly tested.

*sigh* I love the smell of WD40 in the mornings and the murmourings of a compliant male.... :rolleyes:
 
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kittykat23uk

New member
Originally posted by tooshy
Did someone mention molegrips ??? Mine have been laid up in the shed, but now the evenings are starting to get longer, I think they should be brought out of retirement, given a spring clean and thoroughly tested.

*sigh* I love the smell of WD40 in the mornings and murmourings of a compliant male.... :rolleyes:
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Kinky little devil!lol

Regards

Kat
 
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