I Have Almost Taken Over The Forums!!!!!!

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barkel

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I have the most recent post on all subjects except Trading Post. If I can only find something in my house worth trading I can successfully take over the forums. Then my reign of CMON will be complete. Bow at my feet, posters. Sure I am just a simple Member, but I will prevail. I will dethrone all who oppose me. Then CMON will be mine....

FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Now all I need to is to trade something. Does anybody want a slightly damaged, painted plastic Bretonnian bowman?

barkel

ps. Tremble in your seats, before your computer monitors, and know that as soon as I find a model that someone might want I will post it on the Trading Post. Then you shall be under my terrible reign. The age of semi-darkness is at hand!
 
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Cerridwyn1st

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Too Late

Originally posted by barkel
I have the most recent post on all subjects except Trading Post. If I can only find something in my house worth trading I can successfully take over the forums. Then my reign of CMON will be complete. Bow at my feet, posters. Sure I am just a simple Member, but I will prevail. I will dethrone all who oppose me. Then CMON will be mine....

FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Now all I need to is to trade something. Does anybody want a slightly damaged, painted plastic Bretonnian bowman?

barkel

ps. Tremble in your seats, before your computer monitors, and know that as soon as I find a model that someone might want I will post it on the Trading Post. Then you shall be under my terrible reign. The age of semi-darkness is at hand!
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Too late, Bark. Check the Painting Forum.
 
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barkel

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NEVER!

I will not be challenged by a posting Nain such as thee. Cower! Cower I say. Cower before me and please tell me what you will give me for a half used box of Chaos warriors.

barkel

ps. Do not challenge me. For I do not fight fair!
 
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barkel

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phunny

I know your game kittykattwentythreeuk. But I will not be stimied. You will not halt my progress!

I will take over this board the way N\'SYNC took over the world. With no talent, no vision and no purpose. The less I have planned the more likely I am to succeed.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

I will be Skeletor and you will be Tela, or Shera, or whatever chick-hero you want to be. It will not matter!

I will be Cobra and you can be Scarlet.

I will be Darth Vader and you can be Princes Leia. NO, wait. I will be the Emporer, and you can be female rebel casualty number 9.

Ha ha ha.

barkel.

ps. I have a set of 6 dwarf ladies from the Ghost line. Any takers! Do not be afraid. Just because I will take over the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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barkel

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Paint thinners, nothing!

I have been free-basing POWER my friend. I eat power tar tar and it is dripping down my chin and on to my power bib. I shun the wet-naps of power that could clean my face. I will leave the sloppy power all over my mug. I will dance in the drippings that are smeared along the linoleum. I will eat lead pewter until my brain ceases to function. I will be crowned king!!!!!!!

barkel
 
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Nailpainter2003

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Tell me Barkel, are you nude whilst dancing around in all that sloppy power?...That could significantly enhance your power!

Originally posted by barkel
I have been free-basing POWER my friend. I eat power tar tar and it is dripping down my chin and on to my power bib. I shun the wet-naps of power that could clean my face. I will leave the sloppy power all over my mug. I will dance in the drippings that are smeared along the linoleum. I will eat lead pewter until my brain ceases to function. I will be crowned king!!!!!!!

barkel
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I think you\'re close....REAL close!! And just think, you won\'t have to go far for that crown after all that pewter!:bouncy::bouncy:
 
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barkel

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Nude, HA.

If I danced nude there would be no challenge. Everyone would see my power with their own eyes. They would hoist me on their shoulders, with great effort mind you, and popular consensus would declair me ruler of the free universe.

However, being a man of modest sensabilities and monogomous mores I shall remain clothed and alleviate all temptation. I will rise to power the hard way!:D

I shall take over CMON, then I will move on the the Universe. CMON being the natural stepping stone to the universe.

barkel
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
the start of a new cult???

:rolleyes:hummm... damaged painted plastic Bretonnian bowman?...... sculpt a rather “ample”:eek: body part on him and I might be interested.lol lol lol
 
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barkel

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when I say damaged...

I mean mentally damaged. Too much talk of world domination rendered him mentally fried. No matter how you try to paint him his face will always look as though it has no features. I\'m sure this is not a failing of GW\'s bowmen. I\'m sure it is a direct result of my attempts to rule the universe.

I got the model professional counseling, but it was no use. He just doesn\'t have the vengence you want from a bowman. Sure, he\'ll fire his arrows and lay his little plastic life on the line, but he won\'t go the distance. He will never be a model of intrinsic value.

barkel

ps. You people are trying to dethrone me. I know it. It has been a very busy day keeping up with your posts. I have flagged several of you as insurgents. You will be dealt with.
 
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Temperance

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Originally posted by barkel
ps. You people are trying to dethrone me. I know it. It has been a very busy day keeping up with your posts. I have flagged several of you as insurgents. You will be dealt with.
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One can only be dethroned if one has a throne to begin with.

;)
 
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DeerHeart

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BarkelBarkelBarkelBarkel etc........

Man, that spiel about power was about the funniest thing I\'ve ever read in the forums lol
Best of luck with the whole \"Ruling the Universe\" thing. My goal is just to paint an \"8\" mini, I guess I\'m an underachiever:(
 
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barkel

New member
I have a throne.

And ever since the Norwalk Virus came to Athens I have been doing a great deal of ruling from it.

barkel;)
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
just a small slice....

Being a man of astute foresight, I see your rise of power is all but complete, so rather than try and thwart your rule, I humbly will jump on the bandwagon, and become a most devout follower.

I await your command, Oh mighty Barkel....


(please grant me a fiefdom!!!)
lol
 
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finn17

New member
You might get to share a cell...

Originally posted by supervike
Being a man of astute foresight, I see your rise of power is all but complete, so rather than try and thwart your rule, I humbly will jump on the bandwagon, and become a most devout follower.

I await your command, Oh mighty Barkel....


(please grant me a fiefdom!!!)
lol
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Or get second dibs on our friend\'s rubber bone/room:bouncy:
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

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Hmm, no, its not a full moon yet, so, all I can ask is if you have been inhaling lead dust again there Barkel? Or has the weather of Georgia finally driven you mad - as we all know only Texans can handle extremely shifty weather and not have it drive them mad. :D
 
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Nomis

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I do believe Pinky and the Brain are alive and well (possibly) and at least one is living in Athens Georgia - which one?:D
 
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