I\'m a Fiery Horse - what are you?

[MarkusTay]

Just did my wife.

She is an Earth Monkey just like Ming-Hua, but her description is different then his and WAAAAAAY off. I\'m wondering why her\'s would be different? Minimaker, what year were you born?

Sadly enough, I think mine might have been accurate.

@Duende - Sensual lover, huh? I think the next time I take a trip to Virginia I\'ll go via Pennslvania.

 

[minimaker]

Origineel geplaatst door MarkusTayMinimaker, what year were you born?

1968. What are the main differences?

 

[MarkusTay]

She was born April 30th, 1968

Her says -

The Earth Monkey is the most reliable of the species. You are generous and will have one or more charities in which you display a keen interest. You can be quite the intellectual and most likely will be seeking formal education off and on throughout your life. If not, it\'s probable you will be an avid reader. You may not be as sociable as other Monkeys, but then again what Monkey can turn down a party invitation?

My wife HATES any type of learning, brags to my children how she cheated her way through high school, and has NEVER read a book in her life. That part at the end about her not being sociable? She lives for her social life! We throw numerous parties and she puts her friends BEFORE her family every time! She is also extremely cheap, not generous, so that horoscope couldn\'t have been MORE WRONG.

Did I mention hope opposites attract?

 

[pitynoman]

galloping hedgehog

...no idea what that means

lol

BirthDay
Saturday, April 13, 1974

Sign
Tiger

Element
Wood

Chinese Name
HU

Lunar Years of the Sign
1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 1998 2010

Description of the Sign Year
Passion rules! Risk takers will find plenty of opportunities. It\'s a
time of spectacular successes and failures. Go for it, but remember
irresponsible behavior will likely result in severe consequences. Enjoy the
roller coaster ride but head for shelter if you\'re the meek or timid
type.

Description of the Sign Personality
Passionate and dynamic, the Tiger is a stick of dynamite waiting to go
off. They are born leaders and usually have the charisma to cause
people to naturally follow them. Yet, they have a sensitive, even artistic
side as seen in the passionate dancer, Rudolf Nureyev. They are also
nurturers, and the Tiger lady makes a great mom. The downside is they are
often hot-headed and foolhardy and may not always justify the faith we
place in them to lead us. Their fault-finding and rebelliousness can be
almost unbearable at times. Still, we love the excitement they bring
into our lives and their redoubtable accomplishments.

Description of the Sign-Element Personality
Passion and creativity are the hallmarks of the Wood Tiger. What a
great sign for the performing arts or any career that puts you in front of
the public where you can use your creative ability and, or, leadership
skills. You are the most mellow of Tigers and therefore not so
domineering. You tend to be very popular, especially since you are probably
charismatic.

Description of the Sign-Element Year
Wood is the element of creativity and the Tiger\'s natural element.
Create or redesign your home page on the internet. It will be even more
rewarding if you combine travel with your passions. Do the hula in Hawaii
or paint that masterpiece in Tahiti. And, don\'t forget to satisfy your
humanitarian instincts by doing some volunteer work in your community.

Description of Home Life
Excitement with flair is what you can expect to find in the home life
of the Tiger. Given your keen eye for the unique and a love of travel,
we\'ll probably find artifacts from around the world throughout your
home. Tempers can get hot around there though; so, beware of the
occasional outburst that can flair up in this otherwise colorful world.

 

[minimaker]

Markus, the part you quoted is in my description as well. In my case it\'s pretty accurate. As to the not social part, it says \"not as social as other monkeys\". And since monkeys are reputed to be extreme party animals that\'s still pretty social.

 

[MarkusTay]

Well, my wife was born on Beltayne (or Beltaine), One of the major holy days for witches. Could explain why she is soooo evil.

lol

 

[Fizl]

I worry about you lot, I\'m human!

Shaz

 

[War Griffon]

What a load of ********* I\'m a metal rat but then I typed in the ex\'s and she came out as a metal OX yet there is 14 months difference between us and the Chinese new year starts in Febuary with a different animal and earth thingy each year !!

Markus that signature block is S^&%$ if you don\'t mind me saying so

 

[Duende]

More on Chinese signs:

I got these off of the placemat of a local Chinese restaurant. Although, instead of Rooster and Pig, it has Cock and Boar.

Rat - You are ambitious yet honest. Prone to spend freely. Seldom make lasting friendships. Most compatible with Dragons and Monkeys. Least compatible with Horses.

Ox - Bright, patient and inspiring to others. You can be happy by yourself, yet make an outstanding parent. Marry a Snake or Cock. The Sheep will bring trouble.

Tiger - Tiger people are aggresive, couragous, candid and sensitive. Look to the Horse and Dog for happiness. Beware of the Monkey.

Rabbit - Luckiest of all signs, you are also talented and articulate. Affectionate, yet shy, you seek peace throughout your life. Marry a Sheep or Boar. Your opposite is the Cock.

Dragon - You are eccentric and your life complex. You have a very passionate nature and abundant health. Marry a Monkey or Rat late in life. Avoid the Dog.

Snake - Wise and intense with a tendency towards physical beauty. Vain and high tempered. The Boar is your enemy. The Cock or Ox are your best signs.

Horse - Popular and attractive to the opposite sex. You are often ostentatious and impatient. You need people. Marry a Tiger or a Dog early, but never a Rat.

Sheep - Elegant and creative, you are timid and prefer anonymity. You are most compatible with Boars and Rabbits but never the Ox.

Monkey - You are very intelligent and are able to influence people. An enthusiastic achiever, you are easily discouraged and confused. Avoid Tigers. Seek a Dragon or a Rat.

Cock - A pioneer in spirit, you are devoted to work and quest after knowledge. You are selfish and eccentric. Rabbits are trouble. Snakes and Oxen are fine.

Dog - Loyal and honest, you work well with others. Generous yet stubborn and often selfish. Look to the Horse or Tiger. Watch out for Dragons.

Boar - Noble and chivalrous. Your friends will be lifelong, yet you are prone to marital stress. Avoid other Boars. Marry a Rabbit or a Sheep.

Ah, the stuff I learn while enjoying a bowl of won-ton....

 

[War Griffon]

Ah so that wil explain why I am seperating my ying and yang know better and are saving me for a Dragon in later life .

Who likes Chinese food and in particular fortune cookies?
Scroll down lol

 

[Equus]

Originally posted by Sithtainius
ummmm.......the site\'s broken


I just tried to use it and it told me I\'m a snake, but I know I\'m a horse, even in Dawn\'s post it says \'78 is a horse, but the stupid site keeps saying snake......

Ummm...if I remember right, it\'ll depend on when you were born. The Chinese calendar isn\'t the same as our Gregorian based calendar. I\'m also not so sure the element just rotates along with the year.

I\'m a wooden rabbit. Also a Virgo. So no more of them wussy comments damn your eyes!


Description of the Year:

Make love not war is probably the theme of this year more than any other. The peacemaker Rabbit teams up with creative Wood to give us a year characterized by harmony and refinement. This is a great year to decorate your home, buy some classy fashions, and make peace with any enemies you might have.


Description of Your Personality:

Gentle Wood combines with the genteel Rabbit to create a person who loves peace, perhaps even to a fault. Not wanting to cause trouble, you are often seen as being unable to make a decision or state a firm position. And, you sometimes let your emotions get the best of you. You are a kind and giving person. If there ever was anyone with a soft spot in their heart for animals and little children it would probably be you.

 

[frenchkid]

Sign
Tiger

Element
Fire

Chinese Name
HU

Lunar Years of the Sign
1950 1962 1974 1986 1998 2010 2022

Description of the Sign Year
Passion rules! Risk takers will find plenty of opportunities. It\'s a time of
spectacular successes and failures. Go for it, but remember irresponsible
behavior will likely result in severe consequences. Enjoy the roller coaster
ride but head for shelter if you\'re the meek or timid type.

Description of the Sign Personality
Passionate and dynamic, the Tiger is a stick of dynamite waiting to go off. They
are born leaders and usually have the charisma to cause people to naturally
follow them. Yet, they have a sensitive, even artistic side as seen in the
passionate dancer, Rudolf Nureyev. They are also nurturers, and the Tiger lady
makes a great mom. The downside is they are often hot-headed and foolhardy and
may not always justify the faith we place in them to lead us. Their
fault-finding and rebelliousness can be almost unbearable at times. Still, we
love the excitement they bring into our lives and their redoubtable
accomplishments.

Description of the Sign-Element Personality
Fire plus Tiger equals a stick of dynamite, a human dynamo. In addition to the
Tiger\'s usual passion and creativity, you have seemingly endless energy. You are
among the greatest risk takers and do not hesitate to push the limits in almost
anything you do. When you control your temper and penchant for melodrama, you
are among the most colorful, fun people to be around. Depending on your level of
common sense you can do big things or fail spectacularly.

Description of the Sign-Element Year
Fasten your seatbelt; this is the year for excitement. It will come whether or
not you seek it. Enjoy the ride. As long as you exert a reasonable amount of
self-control you will experience some of the most enjoyable times of your life.
Begin a new romance, travel to some exotic spot, do something wild and
different. When life throws you something exciting but far from enjoyable, just
go with it and let it pass. The fun times will far outweigh the difficulties
this year if you keep the right attitude.

Description of Home Life
Excitement with flair is what you can expect to find in the home life of the
Tiger. Given your keen eye for the unique and a love of travel, we\'ll probably
find artifacts from around the world throughout your home. Tempers can get hot
around there though; so, beware of the occasional outburst that can flair up in
this otherwise colorful world.


Seems about right
If you want to have a personality description you should look at HR test done by recrutment companies. I had one done by a friend of my dad who does that. Had to answer about 50 questions, and then I had a two hour explanation of my personlaity. The scary part is that it was really amazingly accurate.

 

[cdukino]

I\'m a firebreathing archer reptile

(element Fire, sign sagitarius and dragon)

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by cdukino
I\'m a firebreathing archer reptile

..with a +4 saving throw!

....Oh, wait! Wrong topic.

 

[Tylith]

I\'m a smoldering bunny wabbit...

It only told me my element and sign, both of which I already knew

 

[provoke_me]

some of this is wrong, but whatever...
Sign
Tiger

Element
Fire

Chinese Name
HU

Lunar Years of the Sign
1951 1963 1975 1987 1999 2011 2023

Description of the Sign Year
Passion rules! Risk takers will find plenty of opportunities. It\'s a
time of spectacular successes and failures. Go for it, but remember
irresponsible behavior will likely result in severe consequences. Enjoy the
roller coaster ride but head for shelter if you\'re the meek or timid
type.

Description of the Sign Personality
Passionate and dynamic, the Tiger is a stick of dynamite waiting to go
off. They are born leaders and usually have the charisma to cause
people to naturally follow them. Yet, they have a sensitive, even artistic
side as seen in the passionate dancer, Rudolf Nureyev. They are also
nurturers, and the Tiger lady makes a great mom. The downside is they are
often hot-headed and foolhardy and may not always justify the faith we
place in them to lead us. Their fault-finding and rebelliousness can be
almost unbearable at times. Still, we love the excitement they bring
into our lives and their redoubtable accomplishments.

Description of the Sign-Element Personality
Fire plus Tiger equals a stick of dynamite, a human dynamo. In addition
to the Tiger\'s usual passion and creativity, you have seemingly endless
energy. You are among the greatest risk takers and do not hesitate to
push the limits in almost anything you do. When you control your temper
and penchant for melodrama, you are among the most colorful, fun people
to be around. Depending on your level of common sense you can do big
things or fail spectacularly.

Description of the Sign-Element Year
Fasten your seatbelt; this is the year for excitement. It will come
whether or not you seek it. Enjoy the ride. As long as you exert a
reasonable amount of self-control you will experience some of the most
enjoyable times of your life. Begin a new romance, travel to some exotic spot,
do something wild and different. When life throws you something
exciting but far from enjoyable, just go with it and let it pass. The fun
times will far outweigh the difficulties this year if you keep the right
attitude.

Description of Home Life
Excitement with flair is what you can expect to find in the home life
of the Tiger. Given your keen eye for the unique and a love of travel,
we\'ll probably find artifacts from around the world throughout your
home. Tempers can get hot around there though; so, beware of the
occasional outburst that can flair up in this otherwise colorful world.

Hours Ruled by the Sign
3am - 5am

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by cdukino
I\'m a firebreathing archer reptile
(element Fire, sign sagitarius and dragon)

Hmm, to put it that way, I\'m a metallic pig-headed bull.... or bull-headed pig... ???

(element: metal, signs: Taurus and Pig)

Would I be metallic or NMM-style? lol

 

[kittykat23uk]

From : <journey@firepig.com>
Sent : 17 August 2005 06:50:08

BirthDay
Thursday, August 18, 1977

Sign
Snake

Element
Fire

Chinese Name
SHE

Lunar Years of the Sign
1941 1953 1965 1977 1989 2001 2013

Description of the Sign Year
It is the job of the Snake to tie up all the loose ends created by the
flamboyant Dragon. This is also a good year for introspection and for planning.
Reassess the past and plot your future. It\'s a great year for making money with
wise investments and for buying those high fashion outfits for the classy
dresser. If your spouse is likely to stray, watch out especially this year.
Don\'t be surprised to see a juicy sex scandal or two in the news.

Description of the Sign Personality
Depth and charisma make the Snake a formidable presence. What you see is not
what you get. The Snake\'s many interests and insatiable thirst for knowledge
result in an increasingly complex persona. Furthermore, with the Snake\'s
penchant for secrecy, they\'re not likely to let us see how much is there is to
know about them. More than any other sign, the Snake knows how to present
itself, when it wants, in the most favorable light. The downside of this is that
the Snake is likely to tire of and discard us lesser mortals. An even bigger
danger is the Snake believes in revenge; so, don\'t cross them. Like the Dragon,
the Snake is a karmic sign and likely to experience lots of extreme highs and
lows in their lives.

Description of the Sign-Element Personality
Fire and Snake, what a combination! Exuding charm and charisma you can seize the
initiative and do not hesitate to assume leadership positions. Even for a Snake
your appetite for achievement is insatiable. You are often driven to pursue
lofty goals, and your thirst for knowledge is unquenchable. You also know how to
present yourself in a manner sure to dazzle the most discriminating observer.

Description of the Sign-Element Year
This will be a magical year. Don\'t be surprised if you\'re drawn to people and
events unexpectedly. There is a subtle mixture of energy and introspection in
the air. Think those deep thoughts, and then go do something with them. This is
a time for action.

Description of Home Life
The secretive nature of the Snake makes their home one of subtle surprise. Your
furnishings are usually of the highest quality while leaving detail to be
discovered. We have to be careful how we tread through your household as we
might unknowingly offend and become subject to your occasionally revengeful
nature. Ah, but the ambiance and luxury is well worth the risk.

Hours Ruled by the Sign
9am - 11am

 

[Drake Farstrider]

BirthDay
Sunday, March 30, 1975 I was born on Easter Sunday, And my birthday falls on Easter Sunday every 11 years.

Sign
Rabbit

Element
Wood

Chinese Name
TU

Lunar Years of the Sign
1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 1999 2011

Description of the Sign Year
The peaceful Rabbit year brings much needed relief, especially since next year will likely be another wild one as the Dragon crashes onto the scene. This is the year to settle any outstanding problems, conclude negotiations, and make peace with everyone you know. Focus on the home front will bring peace and contentment.

Description of the Sign Personality
Pacifistic and refined, the Rabbit tends to have excellent taste, enjoys the finer things in life and loves to go first class. The Rabbit does its best to promote peace and harmony and to avoid conflict and unpleasantness whenever possible. They are discreet, easy-going and make for good company. On the downside, they can be snobbish and prone to gossip. Also, the Rabbit is the sign that finds it the hardest to pick itself up off the floor when knocked down by adversity. Although a social creature, the Rabbit enjoys the quiet life and tends to be conservative. Their comfort is very important to them, and they are likely to whine when it\'s disturbed.

Description of the Sign-Element Personality
Gentle Wood combines with the genteel Rabbit to create a person who loves peace, perhaps even to a fault. Not wanting to cause trouble, you are often seen as being unable to make a decision or state a firm position. And, you sometimes let your emotions get the best of you. You are a kind and giving person. If there ever was anyone with a soft spot in their heart for animals and little children it would probably be you. I like to cause a little trouble. I do have a soft spot for kids, can\'t wait to have some of my own, and I love animals.

Description of the Sign-Element Year
Make love not war is probably the theme of this year more than any other. The peacemaker Rabbit teams up with creative Wood to give us a year characterized by harmony and refinement. This is a great year to decorate your home, buy some classy fashions, and make peace with any enemies you might have.

Description of Home Life
Style, refinement, and order is what you can expect to find in a Rabbit household. Your desire for order prompts you to keep your home neat and tidy. Contrary to the \"pack rat\'s\" home, there won\'t be many extras lying around. Your craving for security makes your home a particularly important place as this is where you feel the most safe. Being a peaceful, tranquil type, you make your home a warm place not without a few luxuries, a place where you can find total relaxation..

Hours Ruled by the Sign
5am - 7am

 

[dauber22]

I am two wooden horses.
(Gemini, wood, horse)