I\'m sorry but it\'s rant time again...

[Bignastyshark]

Ok let me know where he lives and ill sort the bastard out!!!!!:cussing::cussing::evil::twisted:

Look, be honest with yourself, will you be happy just talking about it or will physical violence only help?

Either way im avaliable for parties, Christmas and Barmizvahs,

Many thanks
Bignastyshark.

 

[Rodnik]

I\'d just beat him at his own game. If he gives you hell all the time---then lay around and think up ways to give him hell.

Most folks have their common putdowns they use on folks---just think up some nice comebacks for this sort of thing.....treat it like swordplay: have a counter/riposte for every opportunity just ready at hand.


Like one my favorites:

\"Yea, I got wild on your girlfriend last night!!\"

\"Oh yea..that\'s great! I would gotta wild on yours, but I couldn\'t get into your yard for all the UPS trucks.\"

Or...just start calling him the \"Little Brown Jug\"....
and when he asks why, tell him it\'s because when you turn him upside down and blow across his ass, it makes a noise like [someone blowing across a pop bottle].

Just be sure and do it in front of all his friends---and start callin\' him LBJ every time you see him.

I can give you a whole list of politically incorrect and really nasty things to get under his skin....
But it\'s always best if you cater \'em to the individual. Just spend some time thinkin\' about it.

And above all else---keep your cool. If he gets pissed off and screams \"F YOU!!\"
You just smile, look at all his friends and say
\"I win.\"

And if he can\'t take the same crap he dishes out...you pick on that a bit...and just run it in the ground. Just take it to the next level. And remember that NOTHING is sacred. The idea is to offend him---and do so in a horribly nasty fashion....and just keep smiling when you do it.

So, yea..I agree---- communication is key.

 

[Evil Dave]

Wait a minute...
You\'re in Australia?
Isn\'t the female to male ratio like 4 to 1?
If she doesn\'t want to talk about it, move on.
Life\'s too short for crap.
If it\'s been going on for two years, methinks she has a thing for F.

 

[OrkyDave]

Do a little bit of \'roleplaying\' in the bedroom. If she comares you to \'F\' after that then you know you have a real problem.

 

[COG]

Orky the bedroom thing isnt the type of roleplaying they are talking about. i\'m sure you cant do that at any libraries.lol
Good Luck let us know how it goes.

:beer:

 

[Dragonsreach]

If that fails to elicit the result you require, I\'d suggest a Pick-Axe Handle applied with a golfing swing to the side of his knee. [/color]

 

[darthfoley]

Originally posted by COG
Orky the bedroom thing isnt the type of roleplaying they are talking about. i\'m sure you cant do that at any libraries.lol

Well, you can, but you have to be really, really quiet.

lol

 

[OrkyDave]

You have obviously never checked out a book from my Library! Darth foley has it, in-out Ninja Lovin!

On a more serious note, best of luck with this, and let us know what you decide to do and how it turns out!

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by OrkyDave
Do a little bit of \'roleplaying\' in the bedroom. If she comares you to \'F\' after that then you know you have a real problem.

unless it\'s a compliment!

 

[Swordwind]

We\'re getting into Dark Dungeons territory...

 

[matty1001]

Originally posted by Swordwind
We\'re getting into Dark Dungeons territory...

And we all love it down their, sitting in our y-fronts waving chicken wings at our minions..

..O thats just me then...

 

[jahminis]

my 2 cents....
everyone has given you gret advice so far...
talk to your lady...chicks love to talk(i\'m sure i\'ll hear about this one)...and nothin\' beats make-up sex...
as for f, if he is givin\' ya years of stress, you need to nip this one in the bud mate...nothin\' worse than a bully...just ask him to step aside with ya one day, where you can talk to him one on one...let f know he\'s an f\'in a-hole, and if he doesn\'t stop f\'in with ya you are gonna have to f him up...
a dog can only be kicked so many times before he turns around and bites ya...and rightly so...ya reap what ya sow...
i know that violence is supposed to be taboo in this p.c. age, but in my travels around the world i have seen more war and crime than anyone could imagine...even in the places that i consider paradise, such as amsterdam, violence is on the increase(just ask our beloved tammy haye...she went back to a\'dam for christmas a few years back, and got mugged in her own home town!!! how does that happen in a town where half the population is stoned?!?!)...hell, i\'m a cat who likes his peace, but comin\' from the streets of l.a., and havin\' survived fifteen years of travellin\' the globe alone, \'nuff people have tried to disturb my flow...defendin\' myself has kept me alive, especially in muslim countries where everyone thinks i\'m jewish(did i just open a can of worms???)
sometimes the only way out of a situation is to let out the lion...

cheers
jah

 

[paintingploddy]

I reckon this is a love triangle. F has a bad case of the hots for GF and you are the obstacle that stands in the way of true love. Quite Shakespearean.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by paintingploddy
I reckon this is a love triangle. F has a bad case of the hots for GF and you are the obstacle that stands in the way of true love. Quite Shakespearean.

That\'s a very good analysis of the situation and I wonder why we didn\'t think of it before.

@Nerdyogre: Just start calling this F character Iago all the time.

 

[Bengoodall]

And in shakesperean times, the accepted way of dealing with such problems was a swift axe handle to the side of the knee.

Followed by a good stabbing, beating, dismemberment, then talking to the skull.

 

[NerdyOgre254]

interesting idea. but the unfortunate thing is that i\'m a weedy little asthmatic schoolboy.

i did the talking thing, and now i\'m going to sit F\'s ass down.

 

[No Such Agency]

Originally posted by Bengoodall
And in shakesperean times, the accepted way of dealing with such problems was a swift axe handle to the side of the knee.
Followed by a good stabbing, beating, dismemberment, then talking to the skull.

Yes but it always ended badly, alas.