Beelzebrush
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Heheh... I thought I was too... until I went to do some washing and loaded it into the tumble drier by mistake.. I thought it was taking a while to fill up. My wife just looked at me with a sorrowful expression...
I need a girlfriend that paints
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Heheh... I thought I was too... until I went to do some washing and loaded it into the tumble drier by mistake.. I thought it was taking a while to fill up. My wife just looked at me with a sorrowful expression...
good thinking!
That is a good old trick I have been using for years. Feigned ignorance.
\"no honey, I didn\'t know I couldn\'t put my red shirt into a load of white clothes\"
\"dumb ol\' me\" lollol
Of course, she has since caught on and is using it on me.
\"I tried to mow the lawn, but I couldn\'t figure out how to start this lawnmower.\"
Clever girl, that one.
Originally posted by Beelzebrush
... until I went to do some washing and loaded it into the tumble drier by mistake.. I thought it was taking a while to fill up. My wife just looked at me with a sorrowful expression...
That is a good old trick I have been using for years. Feigned ignorance.
\"no honey, I didn\'t know I couldn\'t put my red shirt into a load of white clothes\"
\"dumb ol\' me\" lollol
Of course, she has since caught on and is using it on me.
\"I tried to mow the lawn, but I couldn\'t figure out how to start this lawnmower.\"
Clever girl, that one.
No Such Agency
New member
I love this thread. Y\'all really ran with the ball this time. subhuman5150, I\'d say, worry less about finding a girl who shares your hobbies, and just find one who respects that you need to HAVE hobbies. I think a lot of people, self included, instinctively worry that a mate who isn\'t exactly like themselves will resent their lifestyle, or try to change them or whatever. These jerks exist, make no mistake, and we WILL date them during the search for that elusive someone. But the alternative is \"somebody who likes you\", not \"somebody who shares your every whim\".
Oh, and I\'m sure you already know this, but WH40k trivia and your Pentium 4 are not acceptable date conversation unless she mentions them first. Just to be on the safe side. If she encounters your mini collection on the first date, well hey, she came back at your place right? If she freaks out at that point then she probably need some time to figure out what she\'s looking for...
In conclusion, good luck, go listen to \"Teenage Dirtbag\" a few times for inspiration, and post some pics soon please (Of your minis not your new girlfriend)
Oh, and I\'m sure you already know this, but WH40k trivia and your Pentium 4 are not acceptable date conversation unless she mentions them first. Just to be on the safe side. If she encounters your mini collection on the first date, well hey, she came back at your place right?
If she freaks out at that point then she probably need some time to figure out what she\'s looking for...In conclusion, good luck, go listen to \"Teenage Dirtbag\" a few times for inspiration, and post some pics soon please (Of your minis not your new girlfriend
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tooshy
Active member
Making your new man.....
First take an \'old\' man... (Finn17) and show him the error of his ways :flame: :~(
Now take mole-grips and \'attach\' to said man - making any necessary adjustments. (No point in killing him off this early lol )
Whilst you have his undivided attention, give him instruction in the following:
1. Replacing the empty toilet roll
2. Putting the loo seat down
3. Un-rolling his shirt sleaves before putting item into laundry basket.
4. Removing small change from trouser pockets before hanging trousers up
5. NOT to drink from the milk carton
and so on and so forth........
If all else fails......release the mole-grips and whilst man runs off down the garden, take your sniper rifle and........
(the remainder has been edited for your own personal safety)
First take an \'old\' man... (Finn17) and show him the error of his ways :flame: :~(
Now take mole-grips and \'attach\' to said man - making any necessary adjustments. (No point in killing him off this early lol )
Whilst you have his undivided attention, give him instruction in the following:
1. Replacing the empty toilet roll
2. Putting the loo seat down
3. Un-rolling his shirt sleaves before putting item into laundry basket.
4. Removing small change from trouser pockets before hanging trousers up
5. NOT to drink from the milk carton
and so on and so forth........
If all else fails......release the mole-grips and whilst man runs off down the garden, take your sniper rifle and........
(the remainder has been edited for your own personal safety)
S
Sturmhalo
Guest
I\'ve just realised from your list that I must be a \'new man\'. I didn\'t even need mole grips attaching or anything!
Although my girlfriend does hate the way I make a mess of the margerine tub (got to keep the surface of the marge level apparently!), and the way I interupt her part way through Friends or some other such crap just to tell her a joke or a pointless bit of info that bears no relevence to anything.
Okay, don\'t shoot me, but here\'s the thing I never understood. Woman want to be emancipated, right? Still, they do not seem to realise they have hands too and are grown-ups that can put the seat down themselves. I suggest we chaps start complaining that the missus has to put the seat back up again after a tinkle.
...Now if you\'ll excuse me, this chauvinistic pig is about to go to the slaughterhouse :innocent:
tooshy
Active member
Damn funny......
Jeeze this thread is funny..... lol lol lol
Q: How do you stop a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.....
You can come back Crispy..er..Chrishpy.. and you too Tuubje & Tobiwan....and all the others!
*sigh* I\'ve decided to forget my frustrations about men and take up figure painting instead.....now why didn\'t I think of that earlier..???
Jeeze this thread is funny..... lol lol lol
Q: How do you stop a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.....
You can come back Crispy..er..Chrishpy.. and you too Tuubje & Tobiwan....and all the others!
*sigh* I\'ve decided to forget my frustrations about men and take up figure painting instead.....now why didn\'t I think of that earlier..???
In contrast to the common opinion: The smaller the men are, the more pleasure they bring.
Oh, ahem. The wizard\'s staff has a knob on the end, knob at the end, knob at the end.
Plopp.
...and then the Discworld addict disappeared through a sudden gap in the time-space-continuum. To meet Pamela Anderson in the afterlife of course. She\'s not dead yet, you say? I\'d say with hepatitis C you\'re always one step ahead.
johnboyjjb
Active member
I can just see it!
The newest figures for the CMON site. Chripsy, Tuubje, and Tobiwan all dead with tooshy standing by with her sniper rifle and mole grips. That would be worth buying!
The newest figures for the CMON site. Chripsy, Tuubje, and Tobiwan all dead with tooshy standing by with her sniper rifle and mole grips. That would be worth buying!
Originally posted by tooshy
.....just my luck
Yeah, you can torture him without having to worry about his health and future fun too much. Hey, you can make him read modern psychology books to the end of his life.
Hah, and I\'ll have developed some gene engineering method to convert myself into a slime mould. I\'ll be a mass of single plasmatic cells creeping about the earth, devouring bacteria! And nothing will stop me! You won\'t be able to kill me!!!
Oh wait, hmm. I\'ll need some time to thing about that last plan.
