I need a girlfriend that paints
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Originally posted by Tuubje
I want to be engineered into a being of light like in the Spider Jerusalem comics, that would be cool to be your own night-light
Hey, this could be possible! We could actually use the genes causing glowbeetles (don\'t know the proper english term) to glow at night - bioluminescens. We could take a retrovirus as a vector to include the genes into your genome and then you\'d glow at night! It already has been done with plants! lol
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Originally posted by tooshy
Ok being a girlie, I feel compelled to give my two penneth worth on this subject.
PS.. I need a boyfriend - don\'t care if he paints or not - a pulse will do
Oh dear, you\'ve gone and done it now! Admitting you\'re female, into miniatures, and are looking for a fella is a sure way to get every kind of fruit loop asking you for a shag (after perusing their collection of space marines and comics that is!)!
lol
(hope I didn\'t just stereotype a whole load of people... ahh sod it if I have!)
lol
ROFL!!! lol
I have just read right through this thread and not stopped crying with laughter. Boy am I getting some funny looks at work.
Tooshy: your 100th post serious! NAH! why break the habit of a threadline. Many thanks for all the laughs!!!lol
Tooshy: your 100th post serious! NAH! why break the habit of a threadline. Many thanks for all the laughs!!!lol
tooshy
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Oh go on then......
[The scene...]
A rocking chair on the front porch....it\'s occupant enjoying the cool evening breeze. Tooshy sits pondering the mysteries of NMM and the finer points of the male psyche.... it doesn\'t take long. (But she still can\'t figure out NMM ??? )
As the evening draws in, she turns up the Tuubje-lamp (patent pending) which emits a warm glow. Suddenly, a disturbance in the bushes. She calmly shifts the weight of her sniper rifle and watches for another sign of movement, but relaxes when she realises its just mass of single plasmatic cells creeping about. \"Hi honey, I\'m home!\" it says before sliming up the porch and disappearing into the house.
*sigh* life just doesn\'t get any better.....
[The scene...]
A rocking chair on the front porch....it\'s occupant enjoying the cool evening breeze. Tooshy sits pondering the mysteries of NMM and the finer points of the male psyche.... it doesn\'t take long. (But she still can\'t figure out NMM ??? )
As the evening draws in, she turns up the Tuubje-lamp (patent pending) which emits a warm glow. Suddenly, a disturbance in the bushes. She calmly shifts the weight of her sniper rifle and watches for another sign of movement, but relaxes when she realises its just mass of single plasmatic cells creeping about. \"Hi honey, I\'m home!\" it says before sliming up the porch and disappearing into the house.
*sigh* life just doesn\'t get any better.....
luring ihe long grass, the cenobyte-beast waits for it\'s prey. it was waiting there for hours, and the sun is already setting, when it hears something. someone comes along...
the cenobyte keeps waiting, listening to the strange sounds the animal makes while walking into his direction. the footsteps it hears tell the cenobyte that there are actually two individuals coming directly to his place. slowly the two potential vistims come in close enough so that the cenobyte is able to hear what they are talking about.
\"have you seen the new shoes i got?\" \"oh yeah, these look sweet! look i got some new skirts with 15% off the price, aren\'t they cute?\" \"realy neat, where did you get those, have to check the same store, still need trousers!\"
the cenobyte flees in panic. he quietly moves away to not get recognized. these women-animals are tough. shoe-talking can kill within a second. the cenobyte will now probably search some miniatures and the new FHM to suit his needs... again...
the cenobyte keeps waiting, listening to the strange sounds the animal makes while walking into his direction. the footsteps it hears tell the cenobyte that there are actually two individuals coming directly to his place. slowly the two potential vistims come in close enough so that the cenobyte is able to hear what they are talking about.
\"have you seen the new shoes i got?\" \"oh yeah, these look sweet! look i got some new skirts with 15% off the price, aren\'t they cute?\" \"realy neat, where did you get those, have to check the same store, still need trousers!\"
the cenobyte flees in panic. he quietly moves away to not get recognized. these women-animals are tough. shoe-talking can kill within a second. the cenobyte will now probably search some miniatures and the new FHM to suit his needs... again...
Yes but she\'s not identical more a mirror image!!!!!lol
Love this thread, the most fun I\'ve had in quite a while!
Tooshy: Congratulations on the 100th A New Member. :innocent:
