I smell of wet dog

Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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I went for a bike ride this morning to this place:


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When I got back I realised I stunk of wet dog. It\'s a strange thing, a bloke smelling like a dog. It occurred mostly under my bobble-hat.

Also, when I was younger (13?), I went camping. After a few days, my sleeping bag stank of boiled swede.

Anyone else ever produced unusual bodily stenches?
 
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RedDawn

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Originally posted by reverend

Also, when I was younger (13?), I went camping. After a few days, my sleeping bag stank of boiled swede.
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I almost hate to ask but, what is \"boiled swede\"? (And I\'m really hoping you don\'t say a tall, leggy blonde from Sweden!)

:D
 
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Ritual

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I think \'swede\' is a type of root lump (if that\'s what things like potatoes are called in English). Very tasty (if it is what I\'m thinking of...)!
 
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RedDawn

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Originally posted by reverend
Only on a Thursday lol

Aye, a swede is nice mashed with butter and black pepper. Lovely stuff, but sometimes smelly lol
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You have your swedes and we have our cabbage. And no, I don\'t smell like boiled cabbage - at least not today! :D
 
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War Griffon

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Originally posted by RedDawn

You have your swedes and we have our cabbage. And no, I don\'t smell like boiled cabbage - at least not today! :D
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You can keep your boiled swede and stick it with your cabbage, I haven\'t found a use for cabbage yet but as far as swede is concerned feed it to the sheep in winter along with turnips yuk give me a plate full of roast parsnips any day :D

Rev nice pic of the fairy tale castle haven\'t been there for ages :D
 
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EricJ

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well we do have about 15 people from the boards heading to UK GD, I expect we\'ll hear a thing or two about interesting body oders from there...
 
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War Griffon

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Originally posted by EricJ
well we do have about 15 people from the boards heading to UK GD, I expect we\'ll hear a thing or two about interesting body oders from there...
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No doubt you will if Donga has anything to do with it :D
 
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RedDawn

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Originally posted by War Griffon
Originally posted by EricJ
well we do have about 15 people from the boards heading to UK GD, I expect we\'ll hear a thing or two about interesting body oders from there...
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No doubt you will if Donga has anything to do with it :D
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Have Margo take plenty of perfume to spray Mr. Donga down! lol

Makes me ALMOST glad we can\'t make it this year. Oh well, maybe next year...
 
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Originally posted by RedDawn
And I\'m really hoping you don\'t say a tall, leggy blonde from Sweden!

:D
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Mmmm! Kajsa Bergqvist!:D

Actually, having Donga around when we were trying to view the GD entries last year was useful. He managed to clear quite a space for us to get a good look!

Bit of a double-edged sword mind. After about 30 seconds, you can\'t really see anything due to watering eyes and violent retching!lol

Take respirators!
 
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War Griffon

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Originally posted by RedDawn

Have Margo take plenty of perfume to spray Mr. Donga down! lol

Makes me ALMOST glad we can\'t make it this year. Oh well, maybe next year...
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If I was Margo and from what I have heard of Donga\'s performance last year I wouldn\'t waste good expensive perfume on him.

Might be worth taking a couple of yard brushes though to keep him at a distance that or all wear t-shirts claiming he is not with us :D
 
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I\'ll try not to feed him loads of beer and kebabs the night before this time!!

The smell was almost as bad as my driving around Birmingham city centre!!
 
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