I smell of wet dog

Ritual

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@Rev and Spacemunkie
You should spend a hot summer day in Stockholm some day! I think you\'d find it worthwhile... :innocent:
 

Duende

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Originally posted by reverend
It\'s a strange thing, a bloke smelling like a dog. It occurred mostly under my bobble-hat.

I\'m still wondering what exactly a bobble-hat is? I sure hope it\'s some kind of headgear!
 
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donga666

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Originally posted by Spacemunkie

I\'ll try not to feed him loads of beer and kebabs the night before this time!!

I wish the bloody IT guy hadn\'t blocked CMON at work! Theres been a discussion on the nature and flavour of my flatulents!!! And I missed it!!:mad:

I often give off a Mushroomy smell from my feet when I have been hiking over hill and dale in my walking boots singing \"#Val da ree# Val da raahahahaha!!!!#\"

But I think thats something to do with the feckin \'Sound of Music\'.

But my farts are great.......... they last as well :D
 
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donga666

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Sorry double post.

Perfume doesn\'t work, it just mates with the odor and produces a sick bastard child of retchid flatulent horror :D

:|~
 

Shawn R. L.

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When a friend of mine was a lad (many moons ago) he, like most children, went on an Easter egg hunt. Surprise!!!! he found an egg!!!...........from last year\'s hunt. Yes, there was a bit of an aroma.

There is a local young woman that I knew from the time she was born. When she was 3 or so (in that wonderful age of blissful innocence) she simply exclaimed \"I like how my farts smell\" for all to hear.lol Now she is beginning college and I ocassionally remind her and it gets quite a reaction.
 

Infidel Castro

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Originally posted by finn17
Is that really in Wales???

Did we really leave that one standing???

:bouncy:

Well, it was rebuilt 150 years ago or so lol

It was built on 13th century foundations I think, hence the name Castell Coch (red castle) as Magnus the Red was the original occupant, guarding the Taff valley from marauding Welsh men lol
 

War Griffon

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Originally posted by finn17
Is that really in Wales???

Did we really leave that one standing???

:bouncy:

Finn are you a true Cornishman?

I think you will find that the Welsh at one time Held half of England up to around Glous and around to the suberbs of London and the Welsh Marches on the English side of the Seven was always good for a battle in the later years when we gave the English some of their land back:D
In fact because of the continual bleating and whining of the English about 10 years ago we gave them part of Monmouthshire back :D
 

borg

Administrator
I have to say, you ruined it for me. Such beautiful surroundings, but now I am forever haunted by your stench everytime I see a beautiful castle. Damn you! lol
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
What good is cabbage? Kimchi and Saurkraut. The best things on earth.


Originally posted by War Griffon

You can keep your boiled swede and stick it with your cabbage, I haven\'t found a use for cabbage yet
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
What is the deal with donga? Farts? B.O.?



Originally posted by Spacemunkie
Originally posted by RedDawn
And I\'m really hoping you don\'t say a tall, leggy blonde from Sweden!

:D

Mmmm! Kajsa Bergqvist!:D

Actually, having Donga around when we were trying to view the GD entries last year was useful. He managed to clear quite a space for us to get a good look!

Bit of a double-edged sword mind. After about 30 seconds, you can\'t really see anything due to watering eyes and violent retching!lol

Take respirators!
 
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