I think he may have hurt his crouch/crotch

mistamick

New member
Some images I was sent. Don\'t know if people have seen them already, but what the hell, i\'ll post them.
The original picture, taken at an england match.
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mistamick

New member
We do have to cheer ourselves up after that dreadful match on saturday. And I wasn\'t supposed to speak about that.... :flame:
 

vincegamer

Active member
laughter and football aside, it\'s amazing how symetrical he is.
He looks very like the pseudo rune trifoil I always see.
 

Orb

procrastinator
I got a similar email with some slightly different pics.......but a pdf so won\'t be posting.

still makes me chuckle
 

finn17

New member
Technically, they say it\'s impossible for a bumble bee to fly..

Technically, I\'d say it should be impossible for that man to be an international footballer.
 

rocketandroll

New member
My brother was responsible for at least two of those :)

He was totally made up about it... he\'s a bit of a puter-geek and having his work used in a viral is kinda like being elevated to godhood to him... they even printed one of his images in some of the national papers... I think it was in the Sunday Times last weekend.


Ben
 

Infidel Castro

New member
Originally posted by finn17
Technically, I\'d say it should be impossible for that man to be an international footballer.

It\'s only by the grace of Sven that he was on that pitch...

Why, when England were down to 10 men, did Sven put Crouch on the pitch? Did he think he\'d counterattack and score from his own half? Win the long balls and lay them off for the attacking midfielders? Amazingly control the ball from a stabbed through-pass, turn and score a glorious winner? Noone else did, so why Sven? The guy lost the plot years ago lol
 

supervike

Super Moderator
I know almost nothing about the sport, but love that silly putty man!

What team does he play for, when not in the World Cup?
 

mistamick

New member
He plays for liverpool. It is amazing the way someone like that can get into the england squad. But he did score a hat-trick against jamaica.lol
 
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