I would like to introduce you to my new assistant

[Nurse Brunhilda]

As you may know my duties in the freak bar have become overwhelming. Therefore I have asked the assistance of the patrons of the bar in choosing an assistant. You have chosen Ms Constance Post, a fine woman born in the Black Forrest. She was educated in Moscow and was last imployed in a brothel in Paris where she booked appointments for clientele and handled billing and collecting on over due bills.

Please welcome her in true Cmon fashion!

 

[Ms Post]

Thank you Nurse Bruhilda. I look forward to working with you and the folks at the freak bar. I hope they don\'t have too many outstanding accounts. They are aware of the change in currency, I assume? Money is so over rated. I work on a barter system. We supply a service and in return you supply a service. All offers are considered.

 

[Evil Bones]

bartering????

i thought the new currency in the freak bar was Yak Butter....

but i could be wrong.:cussing:

cheers:drunk::drunk:

 

[Ms Post]

It can be if you are providing either the labor to make it or the butter itself. But I\'m sure we could come up with something else if butter is not to your \"taste\".

 

[Roger Bunting]

Well, hello Ms Constance Post. Ding-dong!

 

[freakinacage]

rofl welcome!

 

[Mosch]

Orginal gepostet von Ms Post
I work on a barter system. We supply a service and in return you supply a service. All offers are considered.

Very nice! I wonder if \"not singing horribly mutilated public domain songs as loud as possible\" is considered a service.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Ms Post
Thank you Nurse Bruhilda. I look forward to working with you and the folks at the freak bar. I hope they don\'t have too many outstanding accounts. They are aware of the change in currency, I assume? Money is so over rated. I work on a barter system. We supply a service and in return you supply a service. All offers are considered.

Welcome Ms Post. Tell me, have you had your induction yet? No, oh not to worry, I can show you where everything is... as if you didn\'t know already

 

[wiccanpony]

Welcome Constance, you will be an excellent addition to the “Bar” staff.

It will be a relief to hand over some of the mundane tasks into your capable hands. Which will allow me to devote more quality time to my Mop Boys.... and relaxing in the CD lounge over a nice cuppa of tea.

I have had the magic locks to the basement and other secret rooms tuned to you voice pattern, so please feel free to make use of the facilities.