If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me...

Sand Rat

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Or my other favorite while I\'m walking a customer through a setup on their computer - Can you see what my machine is doing?

MORONS :flame:
 

supervike

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If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me....

Do you believe that the universe began as a singular event before time and space existed and then violently expanded outward in a massive explosion of supercharged protons and electrons to form the gaseous beginnings of nebulas, which in turn formed the beginnings of stars in a ever expanding spiral of dark matter, ice, dust, and debris, sometimes coalesing into a sphere which created its own atmosphere and through chemical reactions and environmental changes began the foundations of life as we know it, or do you just want fries with that?

uhg. I hate it when they ask me that!!!lollollol
 

DennisMech

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Supervike...

Dude, you have weird friends. Lucky you hang out with us to keep you normal. Now I\'m going to go on wild bounce journey with Amelio in search of a mate for him! Whooopeee!:bouncy:
 
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Samurai_Girl

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Originally posted by Kamui K
If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me...

Are you a guy or a gal?
And why do you have that screen name then? Are you gay?
:rolleyes:

You know your icon is a guy right?
Really? Gasp! No Sh*t.

:eek:

Heee... Kamuii Shiro.. Dragon of Heaven.. twin star of Fuuma


If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me

\"Are you asian\" (IRL).. I\'d be able to afford to move to Japan and get away from those fools...

\"Isn\'t wargaming a guy hobby\"... I\'d pay someone to teabag them :bouncy:
 

alexgrunt

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If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me....

Miss, can I do something....Errr sorry Sir! lol
I\'d be filthy f*cking rich!
 
\"I don\'t want to build muscle because when I stop training it will turn to fat\". Here, give me that piece of wood you call a head and I\'ll turn it into a gold doorstop for you. Sorry, Personal Trainer rant.
 

Otter

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Without visual aid:
- You mean, like trains or something?

With Visual aid there\'s generally a progression:
1) Ooooh! So how long does it take you?
2) Really? And you do this for fun?
3) Do you at least get to watch TV?

I\'d have about... fifteen cents. I tend to not tell people just to avoid explaining it to them.

- Otter
 

stresingj

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One hair brush

If I had a nickel for every time sometime said:

What do you use - a one hair brush?

I\'d be able to afford W&N Series 7.
 
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Samurai_Girl

Guest
Originally posted by stresingj
If I had a nickel for every time sometime said:

What do you use - a one hair brush?

I\'d be able to afford W&N Series 7.

LOL I actually do have a one-hair brush.... :p
 
The lurker approaches

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Or the other really, really bad one that hacks me offf big style:
Isn\'t Dungeons & Dragons where people have committed suicide?
Only after having talked to you, pal.....

I still get this one. \"Isn\'t D&D evil? Won\'t you go to Hell for playing it?\"
I usually answer sarcastically \"Yeah, but the pre-game sacrifice keeps us safe\"

Also, I have been gaming/collecting mini\'s for 24 years. I have a kitchen table graphed off in 2\" squares and coverd with mini\'s, and I still get asked \"What do you do with those mini\'s after your done painting them?\" (sigh)
 

dauber22

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If I had a nickel for evertime someone asked me...

...if I had a nickel :D

PS - Welcome to the de-lurking world, Mr. Chaos.:)
 

DennisMech

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Originally posted by stresingj
If I had a nickel for every time sometime said:

What do you use - a one hair brush?

I\'d be able to afford W&N Series 7.

I actualy had a three haired brush for a time, and then I realised why it took 8 hours to basecoat one shield lol. This question has become my bane since, I can\'t stand it, yet I know I once fell for it! Oh well, I can still be an elitist!

At least my parents understand, my mum\'s just happy I\'m doing art, and my dad is really into it, and says he\'s probably take it up if he had the time.
 
How about \"what do you use them for?\"

No as far as painting over going to bars well lets face it I never worry about having to get so drunk I wake up next to a woman who looks like that Orge Cheerleader I just painted.
Now If i could Just wake up next to a girl that looked like the reaper vapire I just painted...lol
 

No Such Agency

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I still get this one. \"Isn\'t D&D evil? Won\'t you go to Hell for playing it?\"
Oh jeez, people are still on about that? I haven\'t heard that particular brand of fundamentalist idiocy since about 1990 (I\'m not counting infamous loony Jack Chick\'s \"Christian\" tract Dark Dungeons which is basically the insane rantings of a borderline schizophrenic). Even then it\'d been years since Tom Hanks made \"Mazes and Monsters\". Die, foul meme, die!
 
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