If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me...

[supervike]

stranger than fiction....

Originally posted by DennisMech
Dude, you have weird friends. Lucky you hang out with us to keep you normal. Now I\'m going to go on wild bounce journey with Amelio in search of a mate for him! Whooopeee!:bouncy:

Yes, yes, the fact that I consider you all my \'normal\' friends scares the living hell out of me.....lollollol

 

[Tuubje]

Originally posted by No Such Agency

Oh jeez, people are still on about that? I haven\'t heard that particular brand of fundamentalist idiocy since about 1990 (I\'m not counting infamous loony Jack Chick\'s \"Christian\" tract Dark Dungeons which is basically the insane rantings of a borderline schizophrenic). Even then it\'d been years since Tom Hanks made \"Mazes and Monsters

I still get this one. \"Isn\'t D&D evil? Won\'t you go to Hell for playing it?\"

\". Die, foul meme, die!

Omg i read that and it was horrible, i wish to repent now too

 

[Ebonbuddha]

If I had a nickel everytime

Why don\'t you paint something happy?
WHy don\'t you just paint something?

Yeah, the D&D one sends me over the edge too.

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Or the other really, really bad one that hacks me offf big style:
Isn\'t Dungeons & Dragons where people have committed suicide?
Only after having talked to you, pal.....

 

[finn17]

No you don\'t...

Originally posted by Tuubje
Omg i read that and it was horrible, i wish to repent now too

Just think of it as visiting The Happy Hades Holiday Park. It\'s gonna be a hoot! Just think of all those groovy people you\'re gonna meet; Marylin Manson, The Rolling Stones, Bill Clinton, me etc. etc... Besides, who wants to \'be good\' for all of eternity?:bouncy:

 

[LordofthePit]

Jack Chick\'s

Oh jeez, people are still on about that? I haven\'t heard that particular brand of fundamentalist idiocy since about 1990 (I\'m not counting infamous loony Jack Chick\'s \"Christian\" tract ?)Dark Dungeons which is basically the insane rantings of a borderline schizophrenic).

Man, that site is Hilarious, I read those articles in one go. I wonder if there are people who really believe that...
(especially the article where he ridicules the Qu\'ran for claiming the earth is flat; didn\'t the Catholic Curch burn people at the stake for saying otherwise?)

 

[No Such Agency]

LordofthePit: I\'m pretty sure Jack Chick believes Catholics are going to hell too, along with Moslems, Wiccans, atheists, role-playing gamers, homosexuals, rock-and-roll musicians, evolutionary biologists and people who wear white after Labor Day. The guy\'s in a league all of his own.

(I didn\'t mean to hijack this thread, please keep posting your nickel questions, people...)

 

[finn17]

Wowzers!

Never even heard of that guy before, but I just checked out his site...amazing! That should all be compulsory reading and viewing. Loved the D&D cartoon:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Damn! It\'s made me realise the error of my ways. I will sent him a cheque immediately...

.........NOTlollollol:bouncy:

 

[supervike]

wowzers indeed....

I think I will send this fella a nickel, in honor of the thread that introduced me to him!!lollollollol

 

[tooshy]

If I had a nickel everytime....

1. I walked into a model shop, picked what I wanted and someone asked me \"..is this for your son?\"

2. After showing colleagues a newly painted figure, someone asks \"..but why do you do this..?\" or \"...why don\'t you get a life...\" Like model painting can\'t be a hobby or anything....or isn\'t artistic etc

3. After visiting my Mother and she says \"..have you met anyone nice yet dear?!\" My sarcastic answer is usually \"No, only met the bastards so far.....\"

4. After stubbing my toe, or injuring myself in some way and a helpful person asks...\"does it hurt...\"

5. You walk into a McDonalds and after placing your order, being asked ...\"Do u want fries with that?\" Doesn\'t seem to matter what you ordered - a McFlurry, a coffee etc..... Just so tempted to say \"If I\'d wanted fries I would\'ve f***king asked for them...\"

 

[Dedwrekka]

\"What do you use to paint those with?\"

Answer, \"the combined organs of everone thats asks me a stupid question\"

My personal favorites are:

a-\"Aren\'t you a little old for tricker treating\"
Aren\'t you a little old to have bags of candy around your house to entice little kids.

b-\"When will you get a life\"
When you get a brain

c-\"What\'s warhammer\"

d-\"Why do you have paint on your hands\"
because the art room blew up

e-\"Why are you so surley\"
because you won\'t stop asking me questions

d-\"why do you pay so much for these bits of metal and plastic\"
Because it\'s cheaper than buying sports gear that will eventually fail to stop a crippling injury.

e-\"why do you like (insert hobby here) so much\"
Why do you like breathing so much

 

[Evil Dave]

If I had a nickel...

for every time I have to tell the Victoria\'s Secret models that i am seeing someone.


I\'d be broke.