I actually think about this a lot. What I think I would do is go to work at the meat shop. I\'d wait for a customer to come in and ask me some questions and I\'d suggest \"Would you like 10 pounds fo prime rib?\" and keep pestering them. If they kept saying no I would draw them close and say \"Lissen, times are tough and I gotta feed my family you know?\" and if they still didn\'t buy the meat I\'d say \"If you don\'t buy this meat, I\'m gonna kill myself.\" And then when they didn\'t buy the meat, I\'d kill myself.
I think that\'d be pretty funny.
Or maybe same kinda situation but at a restaurant. I\'d order some spicy taco and then ask the waitress/waiter if there was any peppers in the food. When they say yes I\'d say, \"Man, you\'d think you\'d warn a guy, I am very allergic to peppers and last time I ate some I dropped into a coma for a year. When I woke up my wife had left me and the kids didn\'t want me to be around them anymore. I can\'t do that again.\" Then kill myself. But I\'d leave a good tip.
Oh yeah, I\'d use a pistol for effect! Hoping for a real gross thing like in Full Metal Jacket.
I would miss lot\'s of stuff if I died. Mostly the living and breathing probably.
I actually have lots more but my baby girl is sick and she hasn\'t slept really in three days. Which means my wife and I haven\'t slept in three days. It\'s kind of hard to focus on the screen when you\'re really sleep deprived. but good news! No matter how tired and sick you are it\'s still REALLY easy to get yelled at by your wife!
I gotta go not sleep now. Anyone got one of those machines to make kids grow up and learn to sleep on their sides?
