Ig Nobel Prizes 2007

matty1001

New member
The Ig Nobel Prizes have just been announced for 2007.

The awards, now in their 17th year, are intended to \"celebrate the unusual, honour the imaginative - and spur people\'s interest in science, medicine and technology\"

Here are the highlights from this years winners.

Medicine - Brain Witcombe, of Gloucestershire Royal NHS Foundation Trust, UK, and Dan Meyer for their probing work on the health consequences of swallowing a sword.

Physics - A US-Chile team who ironed out the problem of how sheets become wrinkled.

Biology - Dr Johanna van Bronswijk of the Netherlands for carrying out a creepy crawly census of all of the mites, insects, spiders, ferns and fungi that share our beds.

Chemistry - Mayu Yamamoto, from Japan, for developing a method to extract vanilla fragrance and flavouring from cow dung.

Linguistics - A University of Barcelona team for showing that rats are unable to tell the difference between a person speaking Japanese backwards and somebody speaking Dutch backwards.

Literature - Glenda Browne of Blue Mountains, Australia, for her study of the word \"the\", and how it can flummox those trying to put things into alphabetical order.

Peace - The US Air Force Wright Laboratory for instigating research and development on a chemical weapon that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among enemy troops.

Nutrition - Brian Wansink of Cornell University for investigating the limits of human appetite by feeding volunteers a self-refilling, \"bottomless\" bowl of soup.

Economics - Kuo Cheng Hsieh of Taiwan for patenting a device that can catch bank robbers by dropping a net over them.

Aviation - A National University of Quilmes, Argentina, team for discovering that impotency drugs can help hamsters to recover from jet lag.


That last one just seems utterly pointless, in a sort of \'why do you even care\' way!
And the literature one! lol Just completely pointless and irrelevant!

But the homosexual bomb sounds fun! (But I say that in the least homoerotic way possible)
 

philologus

Subgenius
This reminded me of the:

ORDER OF THE SCIENCE SCOUTS OF EXEMPLARY REPUTE AND ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSIQUE
They even have badges for \"special\" achievements in science.

This one came to mind:
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\"The “I’ve done science with no conceivable practical application” badge.
There are probably more who are deserving of this badge than you would expect. \"


Science Scouts
 

philologus

Subgenius
These are good too.
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The “works with feces” badge.
In which the recipient has worked with feces. (H)


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The “I’ve had to use the safety shower in my lab” badge.
Photographs accompanying this badge should be worth at least a free drink or two.
 

Sand Rat

New member
Well at least these guys are real scienctists and not Celebutards who are up for scientific awards.
 

No Such Agency

New member
This one\'s for me!

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\"The “destroyer of quackery” badge. In which the recipient never ever backs down from an argument that pits sound science over quackery.\"

Bring it on, you %^*#$ homeopaths!
 

philologus

Subgenius
Their anthem cracks me up, they even had it recorded:



\"Increase the N\"

there’s a trend but the error is big
increase the N
the rat’s no good use the guinea pig
increase the N
the antibody’s weak the background high
increase the N
my P value is bigger than pi
increase the N

(chorus)
increase the N
ramp it up
i need another hundred let’s cut it up
my wild-type is out of control
increase the N let’s rock’n\'roll

the blot is shit the signal strong
increase the n
it’s above control there’s something wrong
increase the n
mass-spec it baby give me the truth
increase the n
once is not enough i need proof
increase the n

(chorus and repeat everything as necessarily)
 
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