In case you need a laugh...

lizcam

lizcam

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Not PC enough here to even allow me to see the site it\'s on. My whole life is blocked but at least the manager who banned us from the internet all together is gone. I\'m back filling my down time looking at minis. :D
 
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generulpoleaxe

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, \'What\'s on TV?\'

I said, \'Dust.\'

And then the fight started.


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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, \'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds..\'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started.


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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started.


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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver\'s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, \'Unbutton your shirt\'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, \'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me\' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, \'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.\'

And then the fight started.


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, \'Do you know her?\'

\'Yes,\' I sighed, \'She\'s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn\'t been sober since.\'

\'My God!\' says my wife, \'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?\'

And then the fight started.


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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn\'t believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, \'I AM NOT HAPPY!\'

So, I looked down at him and said, \'Well, then which one are you?\'

And then the fight started.
 
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stubert

New member
The \'Whats on TV\' one was very funny, short and sweat, way I like them.

But the dwarf one, well Im still laughing.

Thanks for that PegaZus, I need all the laughter I can get.....stu.....

lol
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by generulpoleaxe...
And then the fight started.
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MPJ

MPJ

New member
Originally posted by stubert
The \'Whats on TV\' one was very funny, short and sweat, way I like them.

But the dwarf one, well Im still laughing.

Thanks for that PegaZus, I need all the laughter I can get.....stu.....

lol
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Took me a few moments to get the \'dwarf one\' but when I did it was indeed the funniest, perhaps more so because of the \'umm\' pause before the brain kicked into gear.
 
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